I Have Never....

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither.

I have never witnessed an avalanche up close.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

oO;;; I should hope not!

I have never been held and told it will be all right.

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither. Though I've done the holding before.

I have never broken down crying in front of more than twenty people.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I have, but it was for a show ...

I have never lied to my kitty.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. (I told him we were just taking him in for a shot on the day we got him fixed.)

I have never tried to make a perminant repair with duct tape.

[quamp]

Well, as Red Green notes, it's the handyman's secret weapon.

I have never... gone to work with a hangover.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. Wasn't fun.

I have never drank on the job, even in situations where it was allowed. (Company parties and the like)

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

...Does school count... ;;

I have never stabbed myself in the face.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^^;;; I have, with my husband's chest. Don't ask, just don't ask.

I have never been good at basketball.

[StoryJunkie]

better to play it than watch it, I always say. My eyesight is bad, but my aim is excellent. Weird, but true. (It's all about math)

Never flew a plane.

[quamp]

Neither have I. I've played plane sims, though.

I have never... passed out at a party.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Me either. I tend to be a super careful when going out partying.

I have never liked dill pickles.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Mmmm dill pickles!

I have never owned more than three cats at one time.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Me either ... although I do currently own one cat and two bunnies.

I have never been to the Grand Canyon.

[redsliver]

I have not either.

I have never jumped off a waterfall.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

>.>

Hee. It's fun. ^^_v

I have never seen a bear in the wild.

[redsliver]

I have, polar bear, I was in northern Alberta, or possibly the southern Northwest Territories.

I have never gotten paid for light beer.

[quamp]

You mean people pay to have you drink? How can I get in on this!? Seriously, I don't drink.

I have never... been able to speak German.

[redsliver]

I know a few words: Strudel, blitzkrieg, saurkraut

I have never tried to talk to someone who didn't speak English by talking slower and louder.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Oh my God, that makes me crazy when people do that. Seriously.

I have never been fired from a job.

[redsliver]

Neither have I

I have never been comfortable when anyone touches my laptop.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I could really care less who touches your laptop, Sliver. My computer, on the other hand, is another story.

I have never been comfortable around priests.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

oO;;; okay, I just had a really weird psychic moment aparently. Keep in mind I posted in the lies thread before coming and reading this one.

I have never been able to write on-line without using emoticons.

[StoryJunkie]

Funny, I have absolutely no prob with that. I emote from afar and expect everyone to know my mood by the way I formulate a sentence. Doesn't everyone?

Never been to Europe

[polywolly]

Neither have I. Plan to go someday, when stacks of money flow down the rivers like salmon.

I have never owned a pet lizard.