I Have Never....

[Leonhart29]

I have - and quite loudly too

I have never been able to blow ass and not blush.

[Guest echtrae]

I've never had a problem with that.

I have never thought I was overpaid.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either but ...

I have never thought I was paid what I was worth.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never had the option determining what another would be getting paid.

[Leonhart29]

I have - and I found it oddly satisfying to give a slacker a one cent raise - much to my shame.

I have never gotten a one cent raise (and I hope I never do *knocks on wood*)

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never operated on another living being.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either

I have never liked going to work on a Saturday.

[dazzledfirestar]

Neither have I... but I did it for five years.

I have never worked on a farm.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't worked on a farm - but I have worked on a couple of ranches.

I have never minded mucking out the stables.

[dazzledfirestar]

Hmm... well... I am a city mouse... so,

I have never mucked out a stable.

[Leonhart29]

I have - and thrown a few horse apples while at it.

I have never been very active in the church

[dazzledfirestar]

God no!

I have never liked vegetarian pizza.

[Leonhart29]

A good mushroom pizza is always good for me.

I have never been able to follow a strict vegetarian diet

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either, but then,

I have never really tried to follow a strict vegetarian diet.

[Leonhart29]

I have - it was a disaster that only lasted until the first steak dinner

I have never been stalked by any one other than my ex-husband

[dazzledfirestar]

I've never been stalked by anyone thankfully.

I have never been a big country music fan.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - although I do have a soft spot for Garth

I have never sung country

[dazzledfirestar]

Once... at kareoke, but I was so drunk that it doesn't count.

I have never been sober while doing kareoke.

[Leonhart29]

I have - It was a dare

I have never failed to complete a dare (although I'm sure one will come along that I'll run from)

[dazzledfirestar]

I don't think I have either... at least not that I can remember.

I have never wanted to shave my head.

[quamp]

Hmm... well, only partially. I was big into punk in the early 80's.

I have never... dyed my hair.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... more colors than I can remember right now back in high school.

I have never had black hair.

[redsliver]

I apparently was born blond but it grew out black and has since stayed that way.

I have never waxed any hair from my body.

[quamp]

I've been 'd!

I haven't done any body waxing either.

(So are you implying that the carpet doesn't match the drapes, Daz?)

I have never... been so wrong about a presumtion before today.

[redsliver]

I don't know how wrong you are.

I have never assumed without stating that I have.