I Have Never....

[Guest WFK]

Implemented? Nah. Exacted? Yes

I have never let loose all my inhibitions.

[redsliver]

I have, you can find it on Youtube. Search "Hobostomp" I'm not the fat guy playing basketball

I have never stolen a christmas tree

[taker]

I have, it's easy to do that when you fall 65 feet and knock yourself the fuck out for 12 days.

I have never regretted joining the Army. If anything, I miss it.

[dazzledfirestar]

Well, can't say I've done that because,

I have never been in any nations army.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - the Navy was my first choice, then the Air Force, then the Marines, and last the Army... none of them would take me. I was either too blind, didn't weigh enough or had too much metal in my body (I have enough screws to open a hardware store and a left hip that could break a board)

I have never been so damaged that I couldn't call out for help.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never had much will power.

[Leonhart29]

I have - most things I want to quit I just put my mind to it and it's done.

I have never been able to say no to my mother when she starts to pout

[dazzledfirestar]

My mom doesn't pout at me, so no... however she does have a look that I can't say no to. I think it's a mom thing.

I have never mastered the "mom" look. (I'm working on it though)

[Leonhart29]

I have - and it can be felt through 5 walls and the back of your head. My kids instantly know when I have "the look" and immediately say their sorry for whatever it was they did (blanket apology of course)

I have never spanked my children (I'm a fan of the taking things away parenting technique)

[dazzledfirestar]

I haven't either, but then, he's only five weeks old... and I think of spanking as a last resort kind of punishment, if nothing else works, that's where we go.

I have never smacked someone else's child (I wanted to though... )

[Leonhart29]

I have - but they were grown and deserved it... oh wait did you mean a little one? Then I haven't either.

I have never liked a whiny kid (like my oldest daughter just now when I told her she couldn't have any cake until after dinner)

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never been able to ignore my baby whining (even when I know he's fine and is just being fussy).

[Leonhart29]

When they were little I wasn't able to either.

I have never liked blowing up an inflatable pool

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either, there's a reason someone invented pumps.

I have never liked the sounds of construction.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either

I have never worked on a construction crew

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either, but there's one right outside my window!

I have never been very organized.

[Leonhart29]

I have - if you call an organized mess organization.

I have never stared in a porn flick.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never really wanted to be a porn star.

[Guest echtrae]

When I was younger the thought had crossed my mind, but I never did follow through.

I have never owned a cellphone.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... and do, but it's just for emergencies.

G/NG - I have never answered my phone while having a meal.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - that's what voice mail is for.

I have never watched TV while eating a meal (at least not since I was very little)

[Guest WFK]

I have! Every damn day. lol

I have never gotten high.

[Leonhart29]

Does a contact high from a jackass count? But if it's just mind altering - guilty - every time I take my migraine meds.

G/NG Has had that "I'm just going to lay down right here in the middle of the floor and sleep it off" feeling 10 minutes after taking a pain pill

[Guest Adara]

I have, though it happened right after my first baby was born.

I have never claimed to have a headache when I didn't.

[Guest WFK]

Neither have I.

I have never walked by a homeless person without thinking about them for at the very least, 30 minutes.