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I have. And thusly, join the I-Hate-Heights Group, go IHH. cool.gif

I have always been in love with love. wub.gif

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I have always distrusted that emotion.

I have never had to claw my way out of a grave.

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I haven't either! Ya! I prefer the walk/run I get! And that means more money in my wallet.

I have never been to Paris.

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I have - a few poems and short stories when I was in High School and slightly afterwards - but nothing lately.

I have never purposefully hit myself in the head with a hammer.

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I've never been that bored (or drunk, stoned, or whatever).

I have never been a pirate on the high seas.

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Neither have I, though I did sing in a band, but we never made any money.

I have never understood self-righteous people.

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Neither have I.

I have never felt the need to color my hair.

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I have - when I look in the mirror and realize the first gray hair has sprung up (I've always thought of the first one as the keg - the rest follow suit until you have a lot of drunken old bitches partying on your head to Frank Sinatra)

I have never pulled out a gray hair.

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I have - not many men think it's a good thing to do - putting a sharp razor blade near their balls tends to make them shrink - or so I've been told.

I have never told someone to shave before I performed oral sex on them.

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