I Have Never....

[quamp]

Oh, I have them all the time! I can't say I have either.

I have never... bragged to my friends about a great night of sex I had.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - any of the friends I have out in the "real world" are so tight they squeak when they walk.

I have never written an Orgy with more than 9 people before - this is going to be fun.

[dazzledfirestar]

I haven't either... at least not that I remember.

I have never written something I was uncomfortable with.

[Leonhart29]

I have - but by the time I was finished with it I was just mildly upset with it.

I have never understood why people take out their frustrations on someone else.

[quamp]

Psychologically speaking, some people have an inherent need to express anger immediately, believing that it's unhealthy to keep it within. Also some people are just plain jerks.

I have never... had people believe me when I spouted off some of the psychology I've studied.

[Leonhart29]

I have never really had a problem with people believing what I have to say. Most of it is from what I've read, been taught or absorbed somewhere along the way, but I did inherit my Father's ability to confuse those people who are really gullible with some good ol' BS-ology if I don't know shit about the subject at hand. However...

I have never tried to bamboozle someone into believing some bullshit was the absolute truth - I usually come clean about my ignorance in short order.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... but it was a joke and we couldn't believe the guy bought it, so we just kept going.

I have never talked someone out of something important.

[Leonhart29]

I have - I talked my mother out of a rat infested death trap that she "just had to have" and we kept looking - now we have The Booby Hatch Ranchette and I'm oh so happy (and so is she).

I have never believed in mythical creatures (not even Santa Claus - I always knew it was my Dad).

[dazzledfirestar]

I think I did for awhile there...

I have never told a child that something mythical wasn't real.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - I was a good Mommy and played along until I was informed that said mythical creature wasn't real.

I have never driven a tractor

[StoryJunkie]

I sat on one and pretended.

I've never been much good with a driver. (golf reference)

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either because

I have never played regulation golf. (I have played miniature golf but that doesn't count according to one of my best male friends)

[quamp]

I did once. I ended up washing out (15 over par! I lost 4 golf balls to one water hazard.)

I have never... been good at golf (obviously.)

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - because I haven't played regulation golf

I have never liked cooking in a dirty kitchen

[Squallfan]

Me either.

I have never liked going to doctor's appointments.

[redsliver]

I have never minded them.

I have never had a catheter inserted.

[Leonhart29]

I have (and I've inserted quite a few in my careerer)

I have never taken a bet that I didn't feel like I could win.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... and because of that...

I have never lost a bet!

[redsliver]

I have, all the time. No fun if its a guarantee.

I have never bet more than $10 on anything.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either, but then...

I have never really been into the whole casino thing.

[quamp]

I haven't either. As someone much wiser than I put it:

Gambling is but another way to part a fool from his money.

When I worked for a transit agency, I saw drivers spend around $400 per lottery time (at the time, it was twice a week) and win nothing.

I have never... understood why people would gamble.

[dazzledfirestar]

I understand the occasional hand of poker, but that's about it for me.

I have never liked booking flights and hotels online.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never booked anything on line.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... a few hotel stays and the like.

I have never used my airmiles.

[redsliver]

me neither but

I have never collected Air Miles