I Have Never....

[dazzledfirestar]

I did in a class... does that count?

I have never saved someone's life.

[redsliver]

I performed the Heimlich maneuver on myself once.

I have never been in a car that rolled over.

[Nanaea]

Neither have I, thankfully.

I have never been in an earthquake.

[redsliver]

Nope all we get are icestorms and the occasional hurricane.

I have never drank the bong water.

[dazzledfirestar]

Just a tiny one, once when I was in Vancouver.

I have never been caught in a tornado.

[Leonhart29]

I have in 95 - I was preggers with my first child and had to deal with a stoned out of his goard husband who ran around the small room we were trapped in until I finally got the damn door open.

I have never died

[dazzledfirestar]

Not this time around.

I have never been as good at typing with one hand as I am with both hands.

[taker]

Not to brag, but I'm pretty good at typing with one hand over one.

I have never thought about driving a flaming bus over a parana tank. I DREAMED about it.

[quamp]

I think only Evel Kenevil would think of something like that.

I have never... had to change dirty diapers on a baby.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... would you like to try?

I have never really liked other people's kids.

[redsliver]

I do so long as they were smart and potty trained.

I have never liked dumb kids.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - at least I didn't when I was a kid.

I have never checked a baby's diaper with my finger to see if he/she did a job

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.... I'll just open it up and see... not feel thank you.

I have never sniffed a diaper to see if a baby's gone or not.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't needed too - and you won't either.

I have never killed a bug with my bare hands

[dazzledfirestar]

Not that I recall no...

I have never been to Hawaii.

[Leonhart29]

It's the only state in the union I haven't been in actually.

I have never liked horse flys

[dazzledfirestar]

No, can't say that I have.

I have never liked mosquitos.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either -

I have never been asked by my mother what I wanted for my birthday until this afternoon.

[quamp]

I have. However...

I have never... gotten anything I wanted when my mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday.

[Leonhart29]

I don't know about that - I'll let you know tomorrow if I got the digital camera I asked for.

I have never been one to expect much from a birthday.

[taker]

Nor have I frankly.

I've never thought about a Battle Buddy from BCT in a sexual way. (I went to Fort Jackson, SC. one of only TWO BCT's that can train females. All platoons are Co-Ed, not all male and all female like Parris Island, SC is which is one of two Marine BCT's, the other one trains only males)

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Umm...Neither have I!

I have never made love in multiple postions...

[taker]

Battle Buddy means work friends or co-workers.

I have done several positions, usually with me doing the work. Eh it burns calories.

I've never recieved oral (felatio in my case, I don't like giving cunniligus really, I do it to get her in the mood).

[dazzledfirestar]

I have given and recieved more times than I can count really... how bad does that make me look!

I have never given oral to someone who would not reciprocate.

[taker]

I swear to God, you knew I'd post after you. That makes the score...

taker "The American Hump Ass": 1 | Dazzledfirestar: 1 (Tied game)

I have never thought about proclaiming myself "The Internet's Funniest, Best, and Funnest Gimmick Ever"