I Have Never....

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never owned a car that was less than a year old.

[Leonhart29]

Sadly neither have I.

I have never forgiven myself for selling my motorcycle.

[Guest echtrae]

Well....

I have never owned a motorcycle.

[Leonhart29]

I have and it wasn't a crotch rocket either.

I have never even sat on a crotch rocket on basic principles.

[Guest echtrae]

Just the one I was born with.

I have never ridden a motorcycle.

[Leonhart29]

I have and miss it terribly. It's pure freedom.

I have never felt so good in my life as I do right now.

[Guest echtrae]

I don't know exactly how good you feel, so I can't really answer that one.

I have never slapped a hippo.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't tried it yet... I'm scared it'll sit on me as a prize.

I have never seen a hippo in the wild - only on TV and dancing avitars.

[Guest echtrae]

I have seen them at zoos.

I have never tried to ride a hippo.

[Leonhart29]

Nope - and I don't plan on it either.

I have never ridden anything bigger than a horse.

[Guest echtrae]

Nothing living anyways.

I have never traveled backwards in time.

[Hermione Malfoy]

Neither have I...

I have never wanted to kill anyone.

[redsliver]

I have, its called 8th grade.

I have never been naked on film.

[Squallfan]

Me either.

I have never flashed my breasts at anyone...except my husband.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have.

I have never streaked.

[Squallfan]

Me either.

I have never been to a nude beach.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have.

I have never been in a porn movie.

[Hermione Malfoy]

Definitely not.

I have never betted on anything.

[redsliver]

I have, a five poker games every few weeks.

I have never gotten a drink poured on my head.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - but there's always a first time.

I have never seen the need to move furniture in the middle of the night.

[redsliver]

I have my friend has a chalkboard and we we'ren't willing to haul it across town sober or during the day.

I have never dressed up as a priest and tried to reform hookers.

[dazzledfirestar]

Umm... no can't say I've even thought about doing that.

I have never understood why people feel the need to take fertility drugs. ( I have a whole big rant about how there are so many children that need homes etc, and how it isn't fair to bring say, 6 one pound sickly translusent babies into a world when chances are some of them won't survive... but I won't subject you guys to that. )

[quamp]

Well, the drive to have children in humans is a hot topic of debate these days. It's been theorized that some people are genetically programmed to want to have a kid, no matter how bad it is for them or what they have to do to get one. Some people just won't adopt...

I have never... wanted to have a kid.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... obviously. (Oh, and if people would stop putting their own wants and needs before that of their children to come, we wouldn't need nearly as many medical interventions in that area. And people who won't adopt need to get over themselves... sorry... I'm not going to rant.)

I have never needed much to get me going on a rant.

[redsliver]

me neither

I have never disliked ranting.