I Have Never....

[quamp]

I haven't either, because...

I have never... had a brother.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never had a sister either.

[polywolly]

Never had a sister, unless in-laws count.

I have never had a lizard.

[dazzledfirestar]

I did! His name was Fitzgerald. He was the best.

I have never had a cat.

[polywolly]

I have two. They are evil and should be punished for being so damn cute. Look, there they are now!

I have never locked myself in a bathroom and refused to come out.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... (oh they are so cute, Poly! That is evil. )

I have never had to talk a friend out of the bathroom.

[redsliver]

Once but he was blitzed on mushrooms and terrified. Really shouldn't have gone somewhere with a mirror.

I have never hallucinated.

[Leonhart29]

I have - it's a side effect of writing too much smut.

I have never taken an illegal drug.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. But not a really serious one.

I have never been busted for possession.

[redsliver]

me neither

I have never been busted for anything.

[Leonhart29]

I have - but once again - exonerated....

I have never spent more than one hour in jail.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never liked spare ribs.

[quamp]

That just 'cause you don't know how to fix 'em right. Spare ribs require the right kind of marinades and slow-roasting until tender. It's a skill that can take years to master (and no, I haven't mastered it yet either.)

I have never... made barbeque with hickory when mesquite was obtainable.

[Leonhart29]

Oddly enough (I am Texan after all) I haven't either.

I have never liked pork skins... *shudder*

[dazzledfirestar]

Oh yuck! That's just disgusting!

I have never questioned why so many Americans are over wieght.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either really - you should see what I refuse to let enter my house.

I have never allowed processed sweets and snacks to enter my pantry.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have, but not on a regular basis and not many. But then, I've been diabetic since I was two, so my diet is probably a bit better than most people.

I have never felt I was missing out on sweets.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - Russel Stover makes some astounding sugar free stuff.

I have never been able to tell the difference between sugar and splenda

[dazzledfirestar]

I can... but I think I've got a pretty sensitive taste for such things (too many years of "Yeah, I ordered diet pop... and this isn't." )

I have never really liked sweets anyway.

[Leonhart29]

As a rule I don't eat them very much so I guess I haven't either.

I have never allowed my children to eat anything they wanted. (scary bitch - that's me on Halloween when I'm candy grabbing and throwing it away after giving them apples and such)

[dazzledfirestar]

I have absolutely no intention of letting my child eat whatever he/she wants... but Halloween? Leon, come on!

I have never wanted to slap a hippo before Leon put up that avatar. (I'm running low on ideas! )

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - I can thank my darling sister for that one.

I have never had a really hard time coming up with something for a game. (And I let them have one candy a night for about a week before the sugar lumps give me the mumps)

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Every so often my brain just shuts off.

I have never held a hand gun.

[Leonhart29]

I have and learned how to shoot it with pretty good accuracy too.

I have never had to use my hand gun.

[Squallfan]

I haven't either because..

I have never owned a hand gun.