I Have Never....

[mistress of yaoi]

I have never had sex

[redsliver]

I have, five separate partners, two of them on multiple occasions.

I have never played the I have never game without commenting on the previous post. (Though there are times I've forgotten to claim what I have never'd)

[mistress of yaoi]

i have never had this much fun in a forum before

[redsliver]

I have, check out the orgy.

Mistress of Yaoi (alright from now on I'm abbreviating with Missy) you're supposed to respond to the post above as well as posting your own.

I have never liked slow motion action scenes.

[Nanaea]

It depends, there have been a few in martial arts movies that come to mind as not too bad.

I have never seen such shameless flirting on the forums as what went on last night. Naughty, naughty children.

[redsliver]

I believe last night was a new level in flirtation.

I have never hooked up with someone I met on the internet

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never had cyber sex.

[Squallfan]

Me either.

I have never had phone sex.

[redsliver]

I did when I was living in Alberta and I still had a girlfriend in Halifax.

I have never cheated on anyone.

[Nanaea]

Neither have I, but I have been the 'other' woman.

I have never chased anyone with a knife, threating to kill them (no matter how badly I wanted to).

[redsliver]

Not a knife no, a hatchet once.

I have never knocked someone unconscious.

[Nanaea]

Neither have I.

I have never been knocked unconscious (close, but that was from a fall).

[redsliver]

Oh I have, my older brother on two unrelated tantrums choked me out.

I have never got into a fight while drinking.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never been the cause of a fight while drinking.

[Nanaea]

Oh, I've tried, I just wasn't very successful. I guess it's hard to be taken seriously when you spin yourself around and fall down after throwing a punch and missing.

I have never drank so much that I passed out.

[redsliver]

Twice once after my apartment was condemned after Hurricane Juan, and then again after that semesters exams.

I have never drank alone.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never driven drunk.

[redsliver]

Me neither

I have never gotten into the car with a drunk driver.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. Stupid, I know.

I have never had to wait more than an hour for a cab.

[redsliver]

I have never waited half that long.

I have never had trouble getting a cab.

[dazzledfirestar]

It happens more and more in Calgary now.

I have never paid more than twenty bucks for a cab ride.

[redsliver]

I had to shell out 34 to get across Halifax once.

I have never been so dumbstruck as when I climbed into a cab in Halifax with a guy who recognised me as Art's kid, and then proceeded to tell my girlfriend about the time when I was three I shoved a peanut butter sandwich in the VCR. I confirmed the story with my mom the next day as I had never heard it before.

[dazzledfirestar]

Wow... I can't say that anything even remotely like that has happened to me... I'm lucky if I can get a cabbie that speaks english.

I have never had to take a cab to the airport.

[redsliver]

Nope, buses are cheaper. I've taken a cab from the airport though.

I have never noticed this clock is not set ahead for DST... I just missed a class.

[dazzledfirestar]

I haven't had that happen to me in years... and sorry about your class.

I have never failed to change all my clocks since I moved out on my own.