I Have Never....

[redsliver]

I have, grade 8, I won a limousine ride and a free meal at Dairy Queen because my sold that stupid fundraiser stuff at work.

I have never sold anything door to door.

[Leonhart29]

I have - Girl Scout cookies for my kids - never again.

I have never been a Girl Scout -

[redsliver]

I was in the male equivalent.

I have never volunteered to help children.

[Guest echtrae]

Only my own.

I have never tried heroin.

[redsliver]

Nope. I only push, do not partake.

I have never cooked drugs (although I was offered a Hummer for a few kilos of methamphetamines)

[Guest echtrae]

I have never cooked up any drugs either.

I have never dealt any drugs, despite many offers and proposals.

[redsliver]

I fetched some magic mushrooms for some friends once. Got paid 10 dollars for about 30 bucks worth.

I have never been prescribed narcotics.

[Leonhart29]

I have - one of the banes of migrains...

I have never taken any medication unless I was in so much pain I couldn't see.

[redsliver]

I've taken antibiotics when it called for it.

I have never been pulled over for speeding.

[Leonhart29]

I have - but I got a date out of it so I wasn't too upset.

I have never been able to reject a man in uniform.

[Melrick]

I can.

I have never truly felt part of any group, no matter how hard I've tried.

[Hermione Malfoy]

Me to. It takes ages for me to fit in and even then I don't.

I have never kissed a vicar.

[Guest echtrae]

If vicar is a euphemism for a male sexual organ, then neither have I.

I have never brewed a magical potion.

[Hermione Malfoy]

Oh ja! I mean yes, my particular favourite are German men speaking English.

I have never seen a child being born.

[redsliver]

Not a human child, saw a chick hatch and puppies born.

I have never knowingly reproduced.

[redsliver]

Only the jaw and surrounding area.

I have never shaved anyone's head.

[Nanaea]

Shaved with like a straight razor, no. But I did hair for a living, so yeah, I have.

I have never cut anyone's ear off.

[redsliver]

Me neither, more of a biter.

I have never bitten anyone so that they bled.

[Nanaea]

I have, but only during sex.

I have never kicked a guy in the balls.

[redsliver]

I was in it because it was soft and warmer than the ground.

I have never been hit by a car.

[Hermione Malfoy]

Never even entered a Spelling Bee.

I have never not wanted children.

[redsliver]

In an absolute sense, I've always wanted a pair of boys, immediately not so much. The last thing I want right now is for a phone call from a pregnant woman I've recently laid.

I have never had to choose between saving a busload of children or my girlfriend from an evil megalomaniacal supervillain.

[Nanaea]

Yeah, er, um, nope. Can't say that I have either.

I have never had a girlfriend in the sense.

[redsliver]

I've had 4, and I'm not using any of them anymore, I can lend them to you.

I have never wanted more than I do now to shove a handful of painkillers down my throat.

[Nanaea]

I, um, I have no idea how to answer that.

I have never been at such a loss for an appropriate answer.