I Have Never....

[redsliver]

I usually do, that or right wing.

I have never had a fluorescent light bulb fight.

[quamp]

I haven't either... I think. I'm not too sure what that is, but it sounds dangerous.

I have never... had trouble speaking in a foreign accent. (Aye, Daz?)

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never had a problem speaking Latin after the first year.

[Guest Gaara]

I don't speak Latin. Period.

I have never understood the fascination with football.

[Leonhart29]

I have - I think it has something to do with grown men trying to kill each other for other's entertainment. Something like the old gladiator contests.

I have never said no to a pair of hockey tickets.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either! Mmmm... hockey!

I have never understood the appeal of basketball.

[polywolly]

Nope. I'm not much for the sports, unless the mascot interests me in some fashion.

I have never been so addicted to HP avatars as I am now!

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either! Its just so much fun!

I have never had so many ideas related to one fic before!

[polywolly]

I don't know how many you have, but it's apparently contagious.

I've never had so many ideas for squicky ships in my life. Hooch/Flitwick here I come!

[dazzledfirestar]

Oh dear... god. No, not me.

I have never written a pairing that squicks me.

[redsliver]

I have, but I killed the character in the next chapter.

I have never written poetry. (Its like music without the effort)

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never kept a journal with any regularity.

[Leonhart29]

I have -

I have never published in any way my journal.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never made hummus from scratch.

[Nanaea]

I have, it's fairly simple.

I have never made play-dough.

[dazzledfirestar]

I did when I was a kid... don't really remember how to do it though.

G/NG - I have never baked a cake.

[Leonhart29]

I have and often (Playdough is just Flour, salt and enough water to form the dough plus food coloring to make colors if you want - just don't eat it and keep it in a zip lock in the fridge... it goes bad in about 3 weeks but you can bake your "creations" and they'll stick around forever - so sue me - I'm a mom)

I have never eaten play dough of any kind.

[quamp]

I haven't eaten it, but a bully shoved some in my mouth. It tasted awful and I spat it out. (He beat me up for that too.)

I have never... forced someone else to eat something against their will.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not really, no. (Thanks Leohart! I'm going to be needing that info in the next few years I'm sure! )

I have never had much patience for people who can't stop with the self deprication.

[polywolly]

Me neither. There's a place for it, in obvious humor, or even clever linguistics *tee hee*, but eventually it just seems like the self deprecator is looking for validation in the form of, "Oh no, you're not bad/fat/ugly/a whore/a bad lover/a leper/a fuck-stick/etc."

I have never asked my husband, or anyone else, if something made me look fat.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - I have a mirror and can tell that by myself.

I have never - told someone they looked fat - I run when someone asks me.

[dazzledfirestar]

I haven't either... but I've wanted to.

I have never made fun of a stranger to their face.

[redsliver]

I have, but they earned it.

I have never enjoyed making fun of people who won't retaliate verbally.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. It was fun to make people cry in high school.

I have never made some one cry since high school.

[redsliver]

I did, but I really had to dump Celeste.

I have never been to an improv show.