I Have Never....

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never eaten shark.

[Melrick]

I have. Often the fish you get in fish and chips shops is just shark.

I have never eaten squid.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either. (I love shark and will gladly pay $50.00 for a good grilled steak)

I have never - needed to hit the sack so much as I do now.

[dazzledfirestar]

Ummm... me either.

I have never eaten skunk.

[Melrick]

Me neither.

I have never seen a skunk before.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. One of the joys of growing up by the Rockies.

I have never been a fan of Pepsi.

[Melrick]

Me neither.

I have never laughed while I was drinking something and had it squirt out my nose.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never made someone laugh and squirt something out of their nose.

[Melrick]

Not that I remember.

I have never been able to squirt licquid out of my tear ducts like some of these freaks you see on the telly.

[redsliver]

I never tried.

I have never attempted to shoot liquid from my eyes.

[Squallfan]

no.

I have never poured sugar in someones gas tank

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either. Thats just mean.

I have never messed with anyone's car.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't messed with anyone's car but my ex husband did break into mine, leave me a dozen red roses and disconected the battery so I'd have to call him (I gave the roses to the patients on the floor I was working on and connected the battery myself - so his little plan kinda back fired)

I have never - called a man to do something for me.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... but it was to pick me up from a doctor's appointment because I couldn't get home alone.

I have never quoted fanon facts as canon facts.

[Nanaea]

Neither have I....

I have never been able to breathe underwater.

[Squallfan]

I'm not a fish, so....

I have never been able to swim.

[dazzledfirestar]

I can swim well enough that I can surf. That's the only time it matters to me!

I have never been stung by a jellyfish.

[quamp]

I haven't either, but my sister has. She spent the next day in the hospital. It was very nasty.

I have never... bought a mummified animal as a souvenir. (This is very common south of the US/Mexican border.)

[Keith Inc.]

Neither have i.

I have never been south of the US/Mexican border.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have.

I have never been to the north pole.

[Keith Inc.]

Neither have i. None of my subs rigged for Under Ice.

I have never regretted not making a polar patrol

or, for greater applicability:

I have never wanted to die in a steel coffin in a watery grave buried under mountains of frozen water.

[dazzledfirestar]

No, can't say I've ever wanted that...

I have never regretted my career choices.

[Keith Inc.]

Whew! Neither have i, not really. I mean, once the flooding stopped.

I have never been across the equator.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have! It was a little strange to go from -30C to +30C in a day.

I have never liked cooking.

[Keith Inc.]

Oh, we loves playing in the kitchen, don't we precious?

I have never set fire to anything i didn't mean to.