I Have Never....

[quamp]

I have a few times... then again, it was money that was due to me from a job where I had psycho boss-monster from hell, and often he would say "I'm not paying you because I just don't feel like it!! Now get your ass back to work, motherfucker!!" The job ended when he was shot in the balls by one of my co-workers for groping her too much.

He's in prison, btw.

I have never... had a job worse than that.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... yikes. Thank goodness.

I have never been sexually harassed.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Me neither

I have never sexually molested someone...

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never done anything sexual without the permission of whoever I was doing it to!

[redsliver]

I've been frustratingly all nice and wholesome too.

I have never had a one night stand.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Neither have I.

I have never been paid for sex from anyone.

[StoryJunkie]

How un-evil of you. (me neither)

I've never paid anyone to have sex with me.

[redsliver]

I've paid at least 4 different people to have sex with StoryJunkie.

I have never saved the Earth from imminent destruction.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Neither have I! At least when I'm awake...^^;

I have never played the harmonica.

[StoryJunkie]

liar! There was that once, you know, when you were drunk....

I've never seen my parents fall-down drunk. (Happy drunk, yes)

[Leonhart29]

I have - It's called growing up with alcoholoics

I have never - drank so much that I've had beer goggles

[redsliver]

nope, blacked out yes, but made beer goggles spontaneously appear, no.

I have never broken any of the laws of thermodynamics.

[StoryJunkie]

I did fart once.....nah, neither have I.

I've never studied the law. Of anything

[redsliver]

Laws of kinetics, electrodynamics and thermodynamics, and even one of cooling.

I have never respected history majors.

[Keith Inc.]

I do.

I have never violated the sanctity of the confessional.

[redsliver]

Well me neither.

I've never confessed.

[Keith Inc.]

Oh, neither have i. But i did stand watch a few times next to the fan room they used as an underway lay-leader confessional.

I have never turned off hot water to the shower as a political statement.

[redsliver]

Me neither.

I have never made a political statement.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have.

I have never been to a comedy festival.

[redsliver]

The Halifax Comedy Festival, it was decent.

I have never been to a music festival (unless Summersault counts)

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never been to New York.

[redsliver]

Only in X-Men Legends and Legends II

I have never been windsurfing

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never owned a cat.

[redsliver]

Well shared him with my roommates. He's partly where my porn name Megajesus Tometary comes from.

I have never bought an animal.

[dazzledfirestar]

Do goldfish count?

I have never bought any animal more expensive than a goldfish.