quamp Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I have a few times... then again, it was money that was due to me from a job where I had psycho boss-monster from hell, and often he would say "I'm not paying you because I just don't feel like it!! Now get your ass back to work, motherfucker!!" The job ended when he was shot in the balls by one of my co-workers for groping her too much. He's in prison, btw. I have never... had a job worse than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Me either... yikes. Thank goodness. I have never been sexually harassed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Me neither I have never sexually molested someone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Me either. I have never done anything sexual without the permission of whoever I was doing it to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I've been frustratingly all nice and wholesome too. I have never had a one night stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Neither have I. I have never been paid for sex from anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 How un-evil of you. (me neither) I've never paid anyone to have sex with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I've paid at least 4 different people to have sex with StoryJunkie. I have never saved the Earth from imminent destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Neither have I! At least when I'm awake...^^; I have never played the harmonica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 liar! There was that once, you know, when you were drunk.... I've never seen my parents fall-down drunk. (Happy drunk, yes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I have - It's called growing up with alcoholoics I have never - drank so much that I've had beer goggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 nope, blacked out yes, but made beer goggles spontaneously appear, no. I have never broken any of the laws of thermodynamics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I did fart once.....nah, neither have I. I've never studied the law. Of anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Laws of kinetics, electrodynamics and thermodynamics, and even one of cooling. I have never respected history majors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I do. I have never violated the sanctity of the confessional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Well me neither. I've never confessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Oh, neither have i. But i did stand watch a few times next to the fan room they used as an underway lay-leader confessional. I have never turned off hot water to the shower as a political statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Me neither. I have never made a political statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 I have. I have never been to a comedy festival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 The Halifax Comedy Festival, it was decent. I have never been to a music festival (unless Summersault counts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Me either. I have never been to New York. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Only in X-Men Legends and Legends II I have never been windsurfing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Me either. I have never owned a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Well shared him with my roommates. He's partly where my porn name Megajesus Tometary comes from. I have never bought an animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Do goldfish count? I have never bought any animal more expensive than a goldfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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