I Have Never....

[Nanaea]

I have - War and Peace, in fact. I highly recommend it.

I have never read the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

[Hermione Malfoy]

WHAT? I've read them twice; must get through ROTK again though.

I have never seen a Brad Pitt film! (Nor do I want to!)

[dazzledfirestar]

I have. I hated Troy.

I have never been very good at making deadlines.

[redsliver]

I love the sound they make as they fly past.

I have never been good at getting things done early.

[dazzledfirestar]

Early? What is this early of which you speak??

I have never turned down a donut. (Ooooh... I think it's time for a Timmy's run...)

[redsliver]

I have, but I hadn't turned down the three previous donuts if that counts.

I have never had an Asian beer.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... Singha kinda tastes like a weaker version of Heineken.

I have never had an African beer.

[redsliver]

I did, my friend's dorm roommate, Chudwudi, was from Lagos and he hooked us up. It was pretty strong (7%) but still light and tasty.

I have never drank a Colt .45.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either!

I have never had the desire to drink any kind of 40 (beer-wise anyway )

[quamp]

Nor do I. (Do I really need to remind everyone about alcohol and I?)

I have never... photographed people cosplaying.

(Sorry, just got back from an anime convention in Austin. I've got it on my mind now...)

[redsliver]

me neither but we don't get con's out my way.

I have never been to an anime, scifi, comic book or other geek convention.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I HAVE I HAVE!! Went to MTAC last year!

I have never left my car running while I was in the store.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never lit a match to cover up fart smell.

[Keith Inc.]

I never lighted my farts, nor lighted my fart-scent, nor lighted for the sake of lighting.

I have never managed to tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

[dazzledfirestar]

I did it once... and I don't think I could do it again.

I have never ridden an elephant.

[Keith Inc.]

I have! Twice, at a zoo and at a circus.

I have never ridden a zebra.

[dazzledfirestar]

Do they let people ride zebras??

I have never milked a cow.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never had an opportunity to milk a cow.

[Keith Inc.]

I have. Power went out at the dairy farm the day i spent the night in a sleepover...

I have never butchered anything bigger than a goose.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either, but then...

I have never butchered anything.

[polywolly]

Nope. I steer clear of the butchering.

I have never killed a mammal intentionally.

[redsliver]

I have, rabbits.

I have never shot a bird.

[Melrick]

I have, when I was young and stupid.

I have never received a private message on here.

[redsliver]

I have, its like pure awesomeness I must say.

I have never been good at making something sound just that awesome.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never successfully convinced Nanaea that we needed more boys to start our own sports team.