I Have Never....

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither. Give Me My food nice and cooked.

I have never made a trip to the doctor and enjoyed it.

[redsliver]

I have enjoyed one trip to the doctor, it was for my sister and I was just there to be distracted by suckers.

I have never eaten raw fish.

I have never seen a real bear

[Guest Agaib]

I have in the zoo. Does that count?

I have never been near an exotic animal.

[redsliver]

I had a python for a scarf once, sort of.

I have never been afraid of spiders.

[Guest Agaib]

me neither.

I have never eaten somthing that was still moving

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. Don't leave a bag of chips around where ants can find it, then forget to look in the bag before you munch.

I have never taken anyone else's perscription medicine, even though it's been offered to me.

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither

I have never taken a perscription medicine without a perscription

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either.

I have never eaten a dog biscuit.

[Guest Agaib]

Umm, I did once. I didnt know what it was.

I have never been reduced to a whimpering mass due to sexual stimulation (despite having recieved oral sex )

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have and clearly you haven't been getting oral sex from the right people!

I have never cut anyone else's hair. (deliberately or accidentally)

[Guest Agaib]

Nope me neither

I have never failed to reduce My girlfriend to a whimpering mass however

[Guest Melody Fate]

Having never had a girlfriend I suppose I could say I have.

I have never played football in the rain. (I count tossing around a football with friends as football...)

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither. I'm not a big fan of football

I have never been to football game. (Not even in highschool)

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. Too many damned times. (Athletic relatives and a family who insisted we all go to show our support!)

I have never gone to a professional basketball game.

[Guest Agaib]

Tampoco

I have never gone to a professional sporting event

[polywolly]

Me neither. I've been invited, several times, but I have no use for sports, professional or otherwise.

I have never taken a daily vitamin for more than a week straight before forgetting.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I've been taking one for three years.

I have never knowingly eaten a raw egg.

[polywolly]

Me neither. Just... *gag*

I have never been "business minded".

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have my moments, but for the most part... no.

I have never known an old lady who swallowed a fly.

[polywolly]

I have, but she was riding on the back of a motorcycle at the time of the swallowing.

I have never been fascinated by horses.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either.

I have never understood people who collect millions of unicorn statues.

[polywolly]

OMG! Me neither, nor those dolphins leaping out of a resin ocean. *shakes head wearily*

I have never joined a book club.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either. Isn't that what the library is for?

I have never bathed a baby.

[polywolly]

Nope. Neither have I. I try not to get close enough to smell them, let alone, bathe them.

I have never been more than 15 minutes early for anything.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have.

I have never "borrowed" a CD from the library.