dazzledfirestar Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I did in a class... does that count? I have never saved someone's life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I performed the Heimlich maneuver on myself once. I have never been in a car that rolled over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Neither have I, thankfully. I have never been in an earthquake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Nope all we get are icestorms and the occasional hurricane. I have never drank the bong water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Just a tiny one, once when I was in Vancouver. I have never been caught in a tornado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I have in 95 - I was preggers with my first child and had to deal with a stoned out of his goard husband who ran around the small room we were trapped in until I finally got the damn door open. I have never died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Not this time around. I have never been as good at typing with one hand as I am with both hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taker Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Not to brag, but I'm pretty good at typing with one hand over one. I have never thought about driving a flaming bus over a parana tank. I DREAMED about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I think only Evel Kenevil would think of something like that. I have never... had to change dirty diapers on a baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I have... would you like to try? I have never really liked other people's kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I do so long as they were smart and potty trained. I have never liked dumb kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I haven't either - at least I didn't when I was a kid. I have never checked a baby's diaper with my finger to see if he/she did a job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Me either.... I'll just open it up and see... not feel thank you. I have never sniffed a diaper to see if a baby's gone or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I haven't needed too - and you won't either. I have never killed a bug with my bare hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Not that I recall no... I have never been to Hawaii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 It's the only state in the union I haven't been in actually. I have never liked horse flys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 No, can't say that I have. I have never liked mosquitos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I haven't either - I have never been asked by my mother what I wanted for my birthday until this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I have. However... I have never... gotten anything I wanted when my mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I don't know about that - I'll let you know tomorrow if I got the digital camera I asked for. I have never been one to expect much from a birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taker Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Nor have I frankly. I've never thought about a Battle Buddy from BCT in a sexual way. (I went to Fort Jackson, SC. one of only TWO BCT's that can train females. All platoons are Co-Ed, not all male and all female like Parris Island, SC is which is one of two Marine BCT's, the other one trains only males) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Umm...Neither have I! I have never made love in multiple postions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taker Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Battle Buddy means work friends or co-workers. I have done several positions, usually with me doing the work. Eh it burns calories. I've never recieved oral (felatio in my case, I don't like giving cunniligus really, I do it to get her in the mood). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I have given and recieved more times than I can count really... how bad does that make me look! I have never given oral to someone who would not reciprocate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taker Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I swear to God, you knew I'd post after you. That makes the score... taker "The American Hump Ass": 1 | Dazzledfirestar: 1 (Tied game) I have never thought about proclaiming myself "The Internet's Funniest, Best, and Funnest Gimmick Ever" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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