I Have Never....

[Keith Inc.]

Oh, god, it's been my job description to show that i trusted them.

Aye Fuckin' Aye, sir.

I have never actually sworn at an officer....who was more than (counts on fingers) seven ranks my superior.

[Guest echtrae]

I never swore at any officer. Non-com, yes.

I have never sold any body parts.

[Leonhart29]

Neither have I.

I have never - donated a body part.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never mined coal.

[Leonhart29]

*Checking last chest x-ray* Nope - no Black Lung - I haven't either.

I have never - gotten back together with an old flame.

[StoryJunkie]

Not even a flicker.

I've never called up an "old flame" (what's dead is dead)

[Keith Inc.]

I don't have any old flames...

I have never been called upon as a bone marrow donor

[Melrick]

Me neither, although I'm on the list.

I have never tucked my man bits between my legs to look like a woman... *cough*

[Squallfan]

I don't have man bits, so I wouldn't be able to do it

I have never disguised myself as a man.

[Guest echtrae]

Me either. Nothing but frilly foo-foo dresses for me.

I have never actually dressed as a member of the opposite sex.

[Melrick]

Me neither. Although I did try on high heels once. You women must be crazy to wear those torture devices!

I have never hidden a bag of prawns in someones car in summer to slowly rot.

[redsliver]

Prawns? Well I've never left anything to slowly rot in a car so not guilty.

(all right I looked it up, they're shrimp. Who knew?)

I have never called shrimp, prawns.

[AmyMcClair]

I have.

I have never made myself sound stupid on a radio show.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never called into a radio show.

[Leonhart29]

I have - but the conversation was too hot to air.

I have never - performed oral sex in a radio station

[dazzledfirestar]

Nope. That's one I haven't done.

I have never been caught performing oral sex.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never hosted a radio show.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never been nervous in front of cameras.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never been on live television (not including security cameras).

[quamp]

I haven't either. Then again, I've been on camera only once, and it was never shown on TV.

I have never... had to shovel bullshit to cover up for the company I've worked for.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I, though it may feel like it at times.

I have never been to Cuba.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never been anywhere in the Caribbean.

[Melrick]

Me neither.

I have never called a Koala a bear (because they're not).

[redsliver]

I have, but I was a kid and unschooled.

I have never eaten an endangered animal.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never - eaten Octopuss