Keith Inc. Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Oh, god, it's been my job description to show that i trusted them. Aye Fuckin' Aye, sir. I have never actually sworn at an officer....who was more than (counts on fingers) seven ranks my superior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 I never swore at any officer. Non-com, yes. I have never sold any body parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Neither have I. I have never - donated a body part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Neither have I. I have never mined coal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 *Checking last chest x-ray* Nope - no Black Lung - I haven't either. I have never - gotten back together with an old flame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Not even a flicker. I've never called up an "old flame" (what's dead is dead) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 I don't have any old flames... I have never been called upon as a bone marrow donor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Me neither, although I'm on the list. I have never tucked my man bits between my legs to look like a woman... *cough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squallfan Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 I don't have man bits, so I wouldn't be able to do it I have never disguised myself as a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Me either. Nothing but frilly foo-foo dresses for me. I have never actually dressed as a member of the opposite sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Me neither. Although I did try on high heels once. You women must be crazy to wear those torture devices! I have never hidden a bag of prawns in someones car in summer to slowly rot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Prawns? Well I've never left anything to slowly rot in a car so not guilty. (all right I looked it up, they're shrimp. Who knew?) I have never called shrimp, prawns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 I have. I have never made myself sound stupid on a radio show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Me either. I have never called into a radio show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 I have - but the conversation was too hot to air. I have never - performed oral sex in a radio station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Nope. That's one I haven't done. I have never been caught performing oral sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 Neither have I. I have never hosted a radio show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Me either. I have never been nervous in front of cameras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Neither have I. I have never been on live television (not including security cameras). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 I haven't either. Then again, I've been on camera only once, and it was never shown on TV. I have never... had to shovel bullshit to cover up for the company I've worked for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Neither have I, though it may feel like it at times. I have never been to Cuba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Me either. I have never been anywhere in the Caribbean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Me neither. I have never called a Koala a bear (because they're not). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 I have, but I was a kid and unschooled. I have never eaten an endangered animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 I haven't either. I have never - eaten Octopuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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