I Have Never....

[redsliver]

nope

I have never fired a cannon.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never fired a bazooka.

[redsliver]

nope, just shotguns and rifles for me.

I have never shot a revovler.

[Guest echtrae]

I have.

I have never driven a tank.

[redsliver]

nope

I have never underwent a G test.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never gotten a six sider stuck in my nose.

[redsliver]

nope

I have never broken my nose.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never broken a leg bone.

[redsliver]

Nope.

I have never dislocated a joint.

[Guest echtrae]

I have.

I have never seen the SNL cowbell skit.

[redsliver]

I have and it was awesome.

I have never written a self insertion (Orgy excluded)

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never water skied.

[Leonhart29]

I have - every summer.

I have never - tried to pay off an offical at a basketball game.

[AntiDolorifico]

Nope, sure haven't, since I don't go to basketball games.

I have never liked celery.

[redsliver]

But its exercise, the amount of energy expended to break down celery is less than the energy gained from eating it.

I have never liked cooked carrots.

[Guest echtrae]

I've always preferred my carrots to have a bit of crunch to them.

I have never gone deep sea fishing.

[redsliver]

not I

I have never gone big game hunting.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I, unless deer count as big game.

I have never gone on a safari.

[redsliver]

me neither, and deer do count as big game

I have never been to Africa.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never crashed a hang glider.

[redsliver]

me neither

I have never flown a hang glider

[Guest echtrae]

I have, used to do it frequently with some friends.

I have never flown an ultra-light.

[Hermione Malfoy]

I have enver met Alan Rickman !

[AmyMcClair]

Nope.

I have never flown an airplane.

[Nanaea]

Neither have I.

As a matter of fact, I have never flown in anything.