Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 ^^ er ... me either? I have never had a near death experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 me neither. I wanted one, too. But, I'm too damn healthy and not one iota accident prone. (sighs) Healthy and strong as a horse. I'll never live it down (searches some more for lost head) Never drank Glenfiddich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Me has! Lagavulin is better. :> I have never gleeked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 If that's what you call that thing where you spray saliva out from under the tongue, I have full command over my sublingual glands and can do it pratically nonstop. I have never broken a bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 I broke my baby toe on my left foot chasing my sister through the house. ^^;; I have never liked thunder storms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 I usually dig them but last week the lightning was right over head so the blinding flashes of light and deafening resonanting booms of superheated air were kind of unpleasant. I've been been electrocuted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 oO;; That explains so much! I have never been knocked unconscious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 I've been been electrocuted Hah! No, I meant to say I'd never been electrocuted. Nor have I been knocked unconscious. I've never fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 me either. healthy as a horse, as I mentioned earlier. (sighs again) I've never been grounded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 grounded? I've never been electrocuted... I've never seen something nearby get struck by lightning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 I have! The windshield on my dad's old truck got struck by lightning, and was scarier was that my whole family and I were in the vehicle!! I have never smoked a joint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Good for you! Neither have I. I've never tried to get high on household products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Animefan249 Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 i have never had sex period, and i'm 20 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 "Under advice from my lawyer, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me." I have never... snorted cocaine or any deriviative thereof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 I accidentally got rootbeer in my nose, but I was trying to swallow it, and then I burped. Very unpleasant. I think somebody got ninja'd. (Don't worry Animefan249, some people stay virgins for a long long time. Best not to rush things. Your genetic material is too precious to waste on just anyone.) I've never been able to shut up if I think someone needs gratuitous advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 I have, however: I have never been able not to explain how things work. (If I know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 I have, mostly because I often have trouble explaining things, even if I know how they work. I have never eaten a cereal bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 You're not missing anything, trust me. I have never... been to a cereal bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 I have, but I was carded as being overaged I've never drank in a bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 I drank so hard in a bar, I ended up under the table! No, wait, I meant, I "laughed" so hard in a bar, I ended up under the table. Ah, the same damn thing. I've never oogled someone, or whistled at someone attractive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Oogled someone...oogled someone...do pictures count? Actually, no, not in person. I've never been prone to staring at anything besides words. If given the chance, and a time machine, I'd oogle my ass off. I have never worked a true graveyard shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CainTheEternal Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 I have. 10 pm to 6 am at McDonalds. The horror... I've never been in a padded room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Can't recall, but I may have been in a drug-induced haze. I think my brother brought a straight jacket home once....(I wonder where he got that thing?) I've never owned a brand new couch. They've all been 2nd hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Neither have I! Which begs the question, if no one buys them new, then where do the used ones come from? Freaky... I have never shaved my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 YARGH, no thanks. Haven't. I've never had my hair down to my butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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