I Have Never....

[quamp]

I haven't either. I read an article once about the women on the other end of the line being in their 70's or so... and some of them were guys.

I have never... used a sex toy.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I have. They're fuuuuun.

I have never worn fake contact lenses to change my eye appearance/color.

[polywolly]

Nope. Neither have I.

I have never been to court.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either (hi poly!)

I have never been sailing

[Nanaea]

Me either (even tho I dated a guy that taught sailing classes every summer).

I have never been four-wheeling.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either.

I have never operated heavy machinery while under the influence of any medications.

[polywolly]

I don't think I have, not that I remember to vividly anyway.

I have never spoken to the person who signs my paychecks.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Me either. I don't know who signs your paychecks Poly but I doublt I'd want to talk to them anyway.

I have never thought I was abucted by aliens.

[polywolly]

I haven't, unless that one dream was real...

I have never painted an entire house.

[redsliver]

I did the outside once

I have never used a ride on lawnmower.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I have! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I have never broken my leg {knock on wood}

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither. I've never broken anything.

I have never been tried for a crime.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^^_v Me either. Really. Honest!

I have never seen Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

[Guest Lord Havoc]

I've seen it countless times...

I've never...

...

...

Damn Quagmire Syndrome...

I have never...

...

I have never had this much trouble participating a game before...

[Guest Agaib]

I have!

I have never been bitten by a snake.

[Guest Lord Havoc]

I have. Many times and by many types, at that.

I have never punched a zebra in the face

[Guest Agaib]

I can't say I have either ... (You're getting desperate aren't you?)

I have never punched an animal with a closed fist.

[Guest Lord Havoc]

I have... many many animals, as Soul will attest to... but none of them we cute and fuzzy

I have never had armpit sex... no wait, that's a lie...

dammit...

I've never done it in the back of the Queen's carriage

[Guest Agaib]

Me neither.

I have never been in the Queen's carriage

[Guest Lord Havoc]

I have

<-------- former member of her Majesty's Royal Canadian army

I have never cut my mother-in-law slack about being a Bushie

[Guest Agaib]

I've never met your mother in law....

I have never liked Bush. (From the beginning)

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Ditto.

I have never had armpit sex. {bahahahahahhahaha}

[Guest Lord Havoc]

I have kayoed my wife for mocking me...

[Guest Agaib]

Cant say I have.

I have never consistently forgotten the rules of a game.

[Guest Lord Havoc]

Guilty

Shot a cow out of a catapult