I Have Never....

[Shinju]

I have never been to a female strip club.

[Guest Monsterking]

i have never got laid pathitic i know but its the truth

[Shinju]

^^ Eh, porn is better anyways. In real life you usually end up having to deal with the person attached to the penis/vagina.

I have never really understood the allure of MPREG.

[Saitochan]

I have never really understood the allure of MPREG.

Neither have I. Oh, and I have never been to the USA.

[Raphaella]

But America is wunderbar!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w9EksAo5hY

I have never understood the nature of determinism. Nor have I ever experienced DMT, not yet.

[Guest Zyx]

I don't understand your post...

I have never had a miniature (living) girl to carry around with me in a little box so I could lick her whenever I felt like it...

[maidenhair]

Neither have I...and I'm kinda happy about that, to be honest!

I have never learned to speak Japanese.

[Guest Zyx]

Neither have I, though I'm sorta in the process of learning it, slowly...

I have never had someone tied up in my basement (for longer than two weeks....)

[maidenhair]

Neither have I since you made it conditional on having a basement...which I don't.

I have never done karaoke

[Guest Zyx]

me neither

I have never slowdanced to good music

[maidenhair]

I have and to a fair amount of bad music!

I have never been good at saying goodbye.

[Guest Zyx]

me neither

I have never really had that much talent

[maidenhair]

Me neither

I have never considered myself talented.

[Guest Zyx]

I have

I have never walked a railroad

[maidenhair]

I have.

I have never walked the plank.

[Guest Zyx]

I have, sorta

I have never spanked someone

[maidenhair]

I have

I have never kissed a girl on the lips.

[Guest Zyx]

me neither >_>

I feel so... sad

I have never bled on someone else

[maidenhair]

I actually fibbed....I was reminded by a girlfriend of mine that I have intend kiss another girl on the lips. It obviously wasn't very memorable.

I have bled on another person. Kinda embarrassing.

I have never gone skinny dipping though...positive of that!

[Guest Zyx]

Neither have I, I would if I had a pool

I have never given up on something just because I was scared

[maidenhair]

Neither have I....and I don't believe I ever will.

I have never walked in the rain (not like running from one place to the other but as in taking a walk just to enjoy the feel of the rain. )

[Guest Zyx]

I have, but to be fair it rains alot here, I've learned to LOVE it

Jesus christ, I can't believe how positive I suddenly am

I have never been kicked in the nuts properly I know how it feels because of some weird incidents but I've never actually been kicked directly in the nuts

[maidenhair]

Since I have no nuts, I have to say that's never happened to me either!

I did get accidently punched in the boob one time and it left a huge purple bruise. Hurt like hell too! lol

I have never tried caviar. The idea of fish eggs just doesn't sit well with me.

[Guest Zyx]

Me neither, nor will I ever try it. I try not to think too much about cheese

'cuz it's so good!!!

I have never really developed this permanent tan like my dad did... (yeah, I'm sure my dad isn't some random black dude XD) he just sorta has this tan colour even during the winter... But he was playing outside like 24/7 when he was a kid I don't get out that much

[maidenhair]

My Dad was like that too but I took after our fairskinned Irish relatives

I have never gone skiing.