I Have Never....

[redsliver]

Maureen, Terrence, Me, Ian, and Heather.

I have never reproduced

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... and the result seems to be in a pretty crabby mood today.

I have never been good with other people's kids.

[Leonhart29]

I have - I think it has something to do with the "Don't give me crap and I'll let you play" look I give them.

I have never been able to find a babysitter when I need one.

[Squallfan]

I have.

I have never rode in a taxi.

[Leonhart29]

I have - it was a necessity when I was in college.

I have never driven drunk

[Guest echtrae]

I have. A few times actually.

I have never gotten into a car accident when driving drunk.

[redsliver]

Of course not I've never driven drunk.

I've never started drinking if I knew I was going to be driving later that night.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either, but then,

I have never driven.

[taker]

I have, I suck at it.

I have never not had the idea to NAIL Gun a persons eyes open because they mistreated me.

[redsliver]

Can't say I was ever one for such specific violence. A swat upside the head does it for me.

I have never declared myself as a lover not a fighter.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either, though,

I have never gotten into a real fight.

[Guest Madapple]

I have, and gave him a black eye. He was a jackass and didn't know I am a scrapper. (teeheehee) But then he hit me first!

I have never been to Arizona.

[redsliver]

Me neither but...

I have never been to a desert.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have.

I have never been to Brazil

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either

I have never taken on a Moose

[taker]

I have and I may have had my ass kicked but I certainly feel I came out the winner.

I have never thought about a person of the same sex in an erotic way.

[quamp]

Why do I always get stuck with this kind of thing?

Homey don't swing that way either.

I have never... taken insults to my sexuality very well.

[Leonhart29]

pffft - I don't take offense to it at all - I just set the person right and then take them out for drinks.

I have never attacked someone for their sexual preference

[dazzledfirestar]

No, never! Why would I?

I have never judged someone because of their sexual preference.

[redsliver]

Well yeah I have. No stop looking at me like that, if they like cock or pussy it matters not I judge them on which cock they like or which pussy they love, specifics always.

I have never attempted stand up comedy.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never had a problem understanding Shakespeare.

[quamp]

I haven't either, although we seem to be in the minority on that.

I have never... had trouble understanding Milton Erickson.

[taker]

I don't know WHO THE FUCK that is.

I have never been tempted to ask quamp to make me something, prefferably good enough for a tatoo.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either, but then,

I have never wanted a tattoo

[Squallfan]

I did....but not anymore.

I have never had my nose pierced.