I Have Never....

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... as long as I'm not renovating anything.

I have never had a desk job.

[redsliver]

I have for all of two months.

I have never liked heights.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... I get dizzy.

I have never fallen from a great height.

[Guest WFK]

I have. And thusly, join the I-Hate-Heights Group, go IHH.

I have always been in love with love.

[Guest echtrae]

I have always distrusted that emotion.

I have never had to claw my way out of a grave.

[dazzledfirestar]

Well, there was that one time... I mean, no... never.

I have never risen from the dead.

[Guest Adara]

I have never been dead....

I have never owned my own car.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... but again,

I have never gotten my driver's license.

[Guest WFK]

I haven't either! Ya! I prefer the walk/run I get! And that means more money in my wallet.

I have never been to Paris.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have... *sigh* It was lovely.

I have never been published.

[Leonhart29]

I have - a few poems and short stories when I was in High School and slightly afterwards - but nothing lately.

I have never purposefully hit myself in the head with a hammer.

[Guest echtrae]

I've never been that bored (or drunk, stoned, or whatever).

I have never been a pirate on the high seas.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never sung professionally

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I, though I did sing in a band, but we never made any money.

I have never understood self-righteous people.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - though I have tried on occasion - it only gave me a headache.

I have never dyed my hair.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never felt the need to color my hair.

[Leonhart29]

I have - when I look in the mirror and realize the first gray hair has sprung up (I've always thought of the first one as the keg - the rest follow suit until you have a lot of drunken old bitches partying on your head to Frank Sinatra)

I have never pulled out a gray hair.

[redsliver]

Me neither but they only show up in my beard so if I don't want them I shave.

I have never shaved regularly.

[Leonhart29]

I have - but not my face... just other things down south.

I have never gone more than a week without shaving my legs and what not.

[redsliver]

nope, I'm furry.

I have never performed oral sex on someone who didn't shave. (not because I chose to abstain, just because the situation never presented itself.)

[Leonhart29]

I have - not many men think it's a good thing to do - putting a sharp razor blade near their balls tends to make them shrink - or so I've been told.

I have never told someone to shave before I performed oral sex on them.

[redsliver]

me neither

I've never been told to shave before receiving oral sex.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - and we'll leave it at that.

I have never been one to answer a question with "I plead the 5th"

[redsliver]

We don't have the 5th in Canada, so that doesn't work.

I have never been propositioned by a hooker.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - but then again

I have never gone looking for a hooker.