I Have Never....

[quamp]

I don't understand what you're saying, Taker. Then again, it's an inherent biological difference that will always keep men from understanding women (if you're saying what I think you're saying. However, since your tag reads "Female..." I'm even more confused.)

I have never... understood why people ramble when they don't have an idea.

[Nanaea]

I have, I think (and Quamp, Red gave Taker that title when I pointed out that Taker is male after Red had assumed he was female.)

I have never guessed a Member's gender and been wrong.

[Leonhart29]

I have thanks to Taker's tag.

I have never liked chocolate ice cream

[redsliver]

I do.

I have never had seafood delivered

[Leonhart29]

As I'm allergic to most of it neither have I.

I have never understood why I'm allergic to something I love

[redsliver]

Freak of nature.

I have never had a severe allergic reaction

[Leonhart29]

I have and don't recomend it.

I have never eaten something intentionally that would cause me harm

[redsliver]

I have I was six and dared too. Luckily I hurled before it could hurt me.

I have never passed out in a bar.

[Leonhart29]

I have but only after being hit in the back of the head with a cue ball.

I have never danced on a table in a bar

[redsliver]

I thought I was on a table.

I have never jumped a pool ball into someone's crotch.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never tended bar in the nude.

[taker]

Quamp: People decide to randomly change my title for no reason. Frankly my dear Charlotte, I don't give a damn. (MOVIE REFERENCE!)

Nanaea: Link me, I gotta see this. Please?

I however did do that from 1846 to 1930 before they found out I'm a male hooker.

I'll never figure out raisens.

[Guest echtrae]

easy, they're grapes past their prime.

I have never liked asparagus.

[Leonhart29]

I have and do on occasion.

I have never liked green beans

[Guest echtrae]

I actually like that veggie.

I have never been a member of the Secret Service.

[Nanaea]

If I was, would I tell you?

Taker: I am not going back through hundreds of posts to find it.

I have never wanted to be a spy.

[Guest echtrae]

Only if I could be like James Bond, or maybe Austin Powers.

I have never won a Nobel Prize.

[redsliver]

my chemistry dissertation won the nobel prize in literature. Talk about a slap in the face.

I have never written a dissertation.

[Squallfan]

Nope.

I have never been an astronaut.

[redsliver]

Only in video games.

I have never drank a quart in an evening.

[Squallfan]

No.

I have never liked going to see the doctor.

[Guest echtrae]

If all I had to do was look at him, not a problem.

I have never bought in to religion masquerading as science.

[Leonhart29]

Although I've been told I'm out there sometimes I haven't either.

I have never had detention

[Guest echtrae]

I did, many times and probably deserved much of it.

I have never taught a classroom of kindergarteners.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't but I have taught pre-kindergarten when I was young and stupid.

I have never head to hide under my desk in a storm