I Have Never....

[taker]

I have never been a medical doctor.

I have however been on the giving end of a medical examination.

[Leonhart29]

I have as well and it wasn't pretty - but what can you do when it's your job?

I have never tied a pork chop around my neck and gone swimming with sharks.

[taker]

Are you a proctologist? I'm just playing with the original rules that you're supposed to say you did.

I have swam butt ass neked with a pork chop around my neck and swam with sharks.

I have Never nver never not been a fan of Avril Lavigne, especially that I don't don't think she's hotter as a blonde and not a brunette. (Even though she was really pretty as a Brunette, she's now really hot)

[redsliver]

I don't like her music, I've never been a fan of looks alone.

I have never listened to a song because the singer was hot.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - I usually listen to the music before I ever find out what the singer looks like.

I have never judged a book by its cover

[redsliver]

I have. Maddox's Alphabet of Manliness.

I have never owned a copy of said book.

[taker]

I have owned 7 copies of said book, but I lost all 7 copies.

I have never tapped a woman on her shoulder with The Bishop. Here's a clue: The Bishop isn't the name of either of my hands.

[Leonhart29]

I have to say that I haven't done that either - as I don't have the required equipment.

I have never had someone tap me on the shoulder with their "Bishop"

[taker]

Neither have I, but I have seen my friend do that. Not only did he get slapped in teh face, but also got a Public Indecency Charge and a Sexual Assualt or Sexual Harassment charge. That was a great Black Sunday.

I have never not laughed at a friends foley such as teh one above.

[Leonhart29]

I have to say that I haven't either.

I have never failed to bring up an awkward moment at the right time to make a friend blush.

[Squallfan]

I think I might have done that a few times.

I have never tried to embarrass someone on purpose.

[Guest echtrae]

I have, but I try to avoid doing it too often.

I have never been charged with indecency.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - but my sister has.

I have never played with an SO in the rain.

[Guest echtrae]

I have, it was an interesting experience.

I have never spun a spider web.

[Leonhart29]

As I don't own a pair of spinners I haven't either.

I have never held a spider in my hand.

[Guest echtrae]

I have.

I have never held a poisonous spider in my hand.

[Leonhart29]

As I haven't held a spider the answer would be no.

I have never watched an episode of Gilligan's Island all the way through.

[Guest echtrae]

I think I probably have.

I have never learned to float in water.

[Leonhart29]

I have - it comes with having boobs.

I have never been deep sea diving

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I.

I have never been a ranch hand.

[Leonhart29]

I have - sorta... if mucking out stables as punishment and herding the horses into the corral makes me a ranch hand.

I have never gotten my foot stuck in a cattle guard.

[Guest echtrae]

Neither have I. Aren't those the things on the front of trains?

I have never ridden on a full-scale train.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either (And they are bars set into the ground over a pit to keep cattle in the pasture - they break their legs if they go across them)

I have never understood war

[Guest echtrae]

I have. The card game is quite simple, do you need a link to the instructions?

I have never much cared for cats.

[taker]

I however do understand wars.

I'll never under women with their special times, no matter how man special time doctors I talk to, no matter how many educational videos I watch, not even how many biological reports I read. I'll never understand why as humans they go through that. The only POSSIBLE idea I came up with is so we wouldn't be breeding like cats or rats.