I Have Never....

[redsliver]

I definitely did. The coconut got me in the most trouble.

I have never been beaten up by a girl.

[Leonhart29]

Oddly I haven't either.

I have never - lost a fight with a girl

[redsliver]

I lost many verbal arguments.

I have never avoided an argument

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - it's unhealthy to turn your back on a fight just to walk away (I speak from experience)

I have never been hit in the back of the head with a bowling ball

[redsliver]

Not something that;s happened to me but

I have never been struck by a bowling ball.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - but a cue ball - that's another story.

I have never - thrown a pool ball at anyone.

[redsliver]

Thrown no, used a jump cue to smoke the ball into someone, yes.

I have never been hit in the crotch by a jumped pool ball.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either but -

I have jumped a que ball into someone's crotch... not entirely an accident either.

[Squallfan]

I haven't.

I have never intentionally hit someone in the nuts.

[Leonhart29]

I have I suppose - but it wasn't meant in a mean way....

I have never been able to type very well with my dog in my lap.

[quamp]

Well, I've never had a dog in my lap when I type, so I don't know.

I have never... stuffed my pants. (or stuffed your bra if you're female.)

[Leonhart29]

I've never had too..

I have never been with someone who stuffed their pants.

[redsliver]

Not an event I've encountered

I have never returned a christmas gift.

[Keith Inc.]

Neither have i. The one time in drag, i went bra-less.

I have never won a beauty contest.

[redsliver]

I've come in second place and collected $15 from the bank.

I have never played a game of monopoly all the way through.

[dazzledfirestar]

I did, once... many many years ago.

I have never been able to fall on and buy Park Place and Boardwalk.

[Leonhart29]

I have - much to my kids distaste.

I have never been able to opt out of a board game with my kiddos.

[dazzledfirestar]

I'll let you know... I've got a few years before that becomes an issue.

I have never owned a Mac.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either.

I have never used a Mac

[dazzledfirestar]

I had to at work... wasn't all that different.

I have never paid much attention to the model/brand/anything on my computer as long as it does what I want it to.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - as long as my Mum kept her opinions out of the process.

I have never - wanted to take my Mum shopping for something for my computer.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either, but my mom knows nothing about computers, so it kind of makes sense.

I have never wanted to take my dad computer shopping

[Leonhart29]

I have but seeing as he's 3000 miles away it's a hard thing to do.

I have never wanted to move up north more than I do now.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

So do I.

I have never beaten the crap out of anyone.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - beaten yes - crap no.

I have never been able to beat my brother at fighting games.