I Have Never....

[redsliver]

nope

I have never learned to play any instruments.

[dazzledfirestar]

I've tried.

I have never had batteries around when I needed them.

[redsliver]

I'm usually set, but I don't use many battery operated devices that don't charge when plugged in.

I have never had the batteries die in the middle of an important use.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either... I just have to get up to change the channel now.

I have never come across an Energizer Bunny fic.

[Leonhart29]

I haven't either - but that does give birth to a plot bunny...

I have never thought of the actual Bunny as sexual though

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never thought of anything non-human as sexy.

[redsliver]

Princess Sally Acorn when I was like 12 but she was humanoid.

I have never written a sexual fic involving a non human creature.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never written a slash fic.

[Leonhart29]

I have - and do on a regular basis.

I have never had an easy time with het couples for some reason....

[redsliver]

Well there's a Gren/"Alexis" scene in FtLG but Alexis is not quite male at that point.

I have never written a self insertion (Orgy excluded)

[dazzledfirestar]

Do I have to answer that?? Don't we all know the answer??

I have never, before MSV, written an obvious Mary Sue.

[Leonhart29]

Apparently I have (it started out that way but ended differently)

I have never intentionally writen a Mary Sue

[redsliver]

Nope

I have never written urolagia

[dazzledfirestar]

Again, do I have to answer that?

I have never written a fic about a tv show.

[redsliver]

I wrote Naruto fics.

I have never had an absolute favorite pairing.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not that I can think of. I love Remy and Rogue, but I can live without... as I have been... for months.

I have never written an angry letter to a major company.

[redsliver]

Nope,

I have never written an angry letter.

[quamp]

Well, kinda sorta... my favorite college hangout is being bulldozed so they can put a CVS pharmacy (Which really isn't needed) in its place. I signed an angry petition to stop it. However, the city (Denton) really wants this to take place, as they see the pizza joint as a den of impropriety, even though it's not. They say they don't care how many people sign it, they're going to bulldoze the place.

I have never... had a favorite hangout last.

[dazzledfirestar]

I'm not sure... I left the city I grew up in so, I'm not sure what's still there.

I have never started a petition.

[redsliver]

me neither

I have never protested anything.

[dazzledfirestar]

I have.

I have never owned a gun.

[redsliver]

I own a rifle.

I have never fired a handgun.

[dazzledfirestar]

Me either.

I have never seen a seal in the wild.

[Leonhart29]

I have - they're really cute but really smelly.

I have never run for my life from a seal

[redsliver]

Me neither they're slow on land.

I have never clubbed a seal.