Guest Knorg Posted October 31, 2007 Report Posted October 31, 2007 Screw the Eleusinian Mysteries. Enter the Mystery Forum and find the legendary Temple to Knorg. The God of the Under Bridges and of Chocolate Sprinkles. Also Fertility. Lots of fertility. I have a great Droit de seigneur ceremony! So. Worship. Quote
Solaris Posted November 2, 2007 Report Posted November 2, 2007 Knorg, you have made me laugh this morning when all I want to do is unleash myself from my restraints and attack! Thanks for the laugh. Beth Quote
EveKnight75 Posted November 3, 2007 Report Posted November 3, 2007 You already know that I worship you, Knorg . You also know my worship practices. Quote
Guest Knorg Posted November 3, 2007 Report Posted November 3, 2007 I couldn't sit down for a week after your last worship. Solaris - Knorg is a god of good cheer! Quote
Rowena Posted November 4, 2007 Report Posted November 4, 2007 Is the fertility part optional? I really don't need to be any more fertile. lol! Quote
Guest Knorg Posted November 4, 2007 Report Posted November 4, 2007 Yeah, pick and choose. None of my religious texts work well on literal interpretation. Quote
Shirotaka Posted November 5, 2007 Report Posted November 5, 2007 Knorg you seem to be the only person around odder than me. To that I tip my hat and say Kudoos. Keep it weird brotha. d(^.^)b Quote
Guest AzaleaWood Posted November 22, 2007 Report Posted November 22, 2007 I think I'll skip the fertility part too. But other than that, I'm all for worshipping! Quote
foeofthelance Posted November 27, 2007 Report Posted November 27, 2007 Knorg, what have I told you about starting new religions without my say so? You are not getting out of paying me the cut of the Church of Scientology you still owe me! Quote
Guest Knorg Posted November 27, 2007 Report Posted November 27, 2007 Tom Cruise is gonna break my legs. He was gonna break my arm, but he can't reach up to it. Quote
Shirotaka Posted November 27, 2007 Report Posted November 27, 2007 Scientologists don't mess around, they killed my dog and kidnapped my sister when our parents didn't pay. But nothing will happen to Knorg, he is invincible! Quote
Guest Knorg Posted December 8, 2007 Report Posted December 8, 2007 Topic Title Want to be a Messiah? Topic Description Post here! Do you want to be a Messiah? If you do, post answers to the following questions here! Why you want to? What you're willing to do as a messash (give specific reference to dying for sins) Why you think you're qualified? What low women and tax collectors you'd like to walk amongst? Why you think you should be indellably associated with the Disknorgian religion? Would you be happy with people twisting your message of free love and peace into "Kill every fucker we don't like and take their land?" Does Dan Brown make you want to stick his head in a vice and tighten it until you have something that resembles a Gallagher comic turn? Do you like to gamble and drink and screw and get shitfaced? Plus describe any other qualities you feel you would bring to the role. Quote
Kanashii Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 I have a great Droit de seigneur ceremony!So. Worship. Well, Ok. But only 'cause you asked so nicely Knorg. :::snerk::: Here ya go... "Knorg, Knorg...He's much better than the Borg!" Quote
Guest Zyx Posted December 16, 2007 Report Posted December 16, 2007 Knorg you seem to be the only person around odder than me. To that I tip my hat and say Kudoos. Keep it weird brotha. d(^.^)b Well, that was untill I came along Quote
Guest Knorg Posted December 21, 2007 Report Posted December 21, 2007 Oh, you so wish! I am so weird I was kicked out of Czechoslovakia for talking too loudly. And that isn't even a country any more. I once met the Queen of Faerieland in a pub in Hockney, and when I went to the toilet six years passed. Which was still quicker than the queue for the ladies. I have performed twelve tasks to shade even Heracles' efforts, each deadlier than the last. I know the secret name of Life's Shadow. I also once once went into a Wardrobe and discovered a magical world of wearing women's silky lingerie. Mmm, smooth on my hairyness. Also, I voted Lib Dem in the last election, when Charlie Kennedy seemed the only man for Britain. Quote
Guest Zyx Posted December 21, 2007 Report Posted December 21, 2007 I am michael jackson, 'nuff said Quote
Guest Knorg Posted December 21, 2007 Report Posted December 21, 2007 Michael Jackson isn't weird. He just has an appalling PR team and breath smelling of Bubbles' dick. "Okay, Michael, to promote the next album fondle a ten year old. It's all the rage in Middle America. Everyone loves Bart Simpson, so you can LOVE him." "But..." "DO IT!" "Okay." Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 22, 2007 Report Posted December 22, 2007 Knorg can keep the title of the weirdest person on the forums. I realized long ago it would take all day every day to keep it away from him and he does it so naturally. ^^ Quote
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