The Outrageous Claim Thread

[DarkCabaret]

I invented Water & Barbecue sauce!

[Shinju]

Every time I fart, somebody's head explodes in China.

[Shirotaka]

Every time I sneeze, someone is born in India.

[Shinju]

Every time I sneeze a baby pops out of my yoohoo. I have 11,000 kids.

[Shirotaka]

I have written every song known to man in every language. Twice.

[Shinju]

I invented music.

[Shirotaka]

I came up with the concept for every television program.

[Shinju]

I invented sex.

[Shirotaka]

I invented contraception.

[Shirotaka]

I am Mr. Universe.

[Shirotaka]

I AM the universe.

[SummerRayne]

I am the best writer in this forum.

[tally.k]

Godzilla is my pet lizard.

[Velvet D Coolette]

George Bush kisses my arse to keep me sweet.

[Shirotaka]

I control the minds of everyone on earth.

[Guest Zyx]

And in turn, I control your mind

[Shirotaka]

I made you.

[Guest Zyx]

I cause big bangs all over the omniverse on a daily basis

[SummerRayne]

I have a love child with my lover Draco Malfoy, but my husband Severus Snape can never find out.

[SummerRayne]

OMG! Severus! Draco meant nothing to me I swear!

[Shirotaka]

I am fluent in all the world's languages.

[Guest Zyx]

Luke, I am your father.

[Shinju]

I am Darth Vader's father.

[Shinju]

I am the father of lies.

[Guest XiaoYun]

I am the god of lies.