DarkCabaret Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 I invented Water & Barbecue sauce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shirotaka Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Every time I sneeze, someone is born in India. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Every time I sneeze a baby pops out of my yoohoo. I have 11,000 kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 I have written every song known to man in every language. Twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 I invented music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 I came up with the concept for every television program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 I invented sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 I invented contraception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 I am Mr. Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 I AM the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SummerRayne Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 I am the best writer in this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tally.k Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Godzilla is my pet lizard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet D Coolette Posted December 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 George Bush kisses my arse to keep me sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 I control the minds of everyone on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 And in turn, I control your mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 I made you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 I cause big bangs all over the omniverse on a daily basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SummerRayne Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 I have a love child with my lover Draco Malfoy, but my husband Severus Snape can never find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SummerRayne Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 OMG! Severus! Draco meant nothing to me I swear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 I am fluent in all the world's languages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Luke, I am your father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 I am Darth Vader's father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 I am the father of lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XiaoYun Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 I am the god of lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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