Solaris Posted December 4, 2007 Report Posted December 4, 2007 I ruined George Bush Jr's record deal with Sony. Quote
DarkCabaret Posted December 4, 2007 Report Posted December 4, 2007 I drove anchovies into extinction!! Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 5, 2007 Report Posted December 5, 2007 I created the meteor that killed off the dinosaurs! Quote
Shinju Posted December 8, 2007 Report Posted December 8, 2007 I can blow stuff up with my mind! Thats no fair, I really can blow stuff up with my mind. I've also levitated and one time Bloody Mary came when we called her! Did I tell you that my grandfather designed the Hindenburg??? No, really. I'm also a direct descendant of the dinosaurs. You guys killed off my people!!! Once, I drank an entire gallon of Smirnoff Black Cherry vodka and I didn't feel a thing! Quote
DarkCabaret Posted December 8, 2007 Report Posted December 8, 2007 One time while walking on the moon, my oxygen tank was empty and I found out I don't need an oxygen tank up there. I can breathe on the moon! Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 8, 2007 Report Posted December 8, 2007 That's nothing on Night's with New Moon, I can reach up from my armchair, pluck the moon from the sky, spit on it, rub it on my shirt and put it back in the sky, fuller than you have ever seen it. Quote
Shinju Posted December 9, 2007 Report Posted December 9, 2007 The moon is actually my left testicle from back when I used to be a man. Yep, that's how big they were. Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 9, 2007 Report Posted December 9, 2007 I created the solar system one day with some clay and elbow grease. Quote
Solaris Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 I ate glass and spat it out to make all the deserts on this planet. Quote
Shinju Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 I invented deodorant. Everyone owes their non-stinkyness to me. Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 Well I made Adam from some sand and pulled out one of his ribs to make Eve. Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 Well I invented the internet! Quote
Shinju Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 Well I invented internet porn. That's why I'm now a millionaire and use Dior dresses to wipe my ass. Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 Well I am the source of all the world's power. Quote
DarkCabaret Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 I come with my own background music.... Quote
DarkCabaret Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 I created all comedy .... that's right bischies! Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 I created the universe! Last week! Quote
DarkCabaret Posted December 10, 2007 Report Posted December 10, 2007 you know those tags on the mattress that say removing them is a federal offense? I created those, and I'm the one they call when you ripped that tag off! Quote
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