The Outrageous Claim Thread

[Velvet D Coolette]

You make an outrageous claim, e.g.

"I punched Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in the face!"

The next person outdoes that claim and starts a new one of their own:

"Oh, yeah? Well I AM Britney Spears and Paris Hilton!

I ate a whole sheep for breakfast!"

And so on.

GO!

"I can bake a cake in 30 seconds!"

[Shirotaka]

Oh Yeah? Well I can eat a cake in 10 seconds!

I can blow stuff up with my mind!

[Guest Frijola Verda]

Well, I can levitate furniture.

[Shirotaka]

Oh yeah, well I can moon walk on water!

[Ginevra]

Well, I can waltz around the rings of Saturn. Lovely view. You should try it.

[Shirotaka]

Well I can run to Pluto and back in 20 minutes.

[Ginevra]

Well, I've sunbathed on Mercury. You should see my tan!

[Shirotaka]

You have that tan because I put the hole in the ozone layer.

[Ginevra]

I have single handedly solved the problem of global warming. I parked my car, turned off the stove, and opened the refrigerator door. I'll get around to the ozone layer tomorrow.

[Shirotaka]

I invented cold fusion.

[Ginevra]

I invented bubblegum that does not stick to hair or the underside of furniture. Plus, it can be recycled to make rocket fuel.

[Shirotaka]

I can make a rocket out of aluminum cans.

[Ginevra]

I built a working stealth bomber out of Legos and used T.V. dinner trays. It's currently cruising somewhere over Afghanistan.

[Shirotaka]

Well I shot that down with the holy hand grenade of antioch.

[Ginevra]

Not the Holy Hand Grenade! Aargh!

How dare you! It was I who invented All That's Holy. You have blasphemed!

**crosses fingers and hopes not to be struck by lightning**

[Shirotaka]

Well, I am God's right hand man! They call me El Jefe de los Dios.

[Ginevra]

Well I sneezed and created the universe. So every time you go swimming at the beach you're swimming in my heavenly snot.

[Shirotaka]

Well I'm yo daddy!

[Solaris]

Yeah right and I'm your Honey!

I created PORN!

[SilverFox-chan]

YEAH???? Well not only did I create porn, I am the king pin behind the whole industry!!!!!!!!!    

I won a 300 billion dollar lottery!

I hope I did that right....

[Ginevra]

Yeah, well I'm the world's greatest counterfeiter. I'm flooding the world market with fake money that has nude pictures of Gambit, Beast Boy, and Nightcrawler on them.

Wolverine, Robin, and Aqualad will be on the quarter, dime, and nickel respectively, as soon as I finish engraving the proofs that is.

Enjoy cashing in that check!

[Shirotaka]

I can make $100 bills out of old shoelaces.

[Ginevra]

I captured the Tidy Bowl man. I will be exhibiting him as the star attraction in my own traveling circus along with Bigfoot and El Chupacabra. Tickets on sale now!

[Shirotaka]

I own Bill Gates.

[DarkCabaret]

You may own Bill Gates but I own GazettE ((Aoi will be mine!!))