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:::Dodges all one-thousand ping pong balls of death using the Ranma-esque "one thousand ping pong balls of death avoidance technique:::

:::Chucks your mom like she was a discarded news paper:::

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*dodges

I want nothing to do with that XD

no, she gave me money for no apparant reason a while back, so that was ok....

*chucks his new awesome dvd full of random albums

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:::Catches inflatable Godzilla::: Hey, baby, what you doin' tonight???

:::Chucks a Swedish made penis enlarger:::

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*sees interdimensional vortex open and swallow the box of tissues

*chucks paper describing the universe's need to wank >_>

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*snaps fingers

//Door opens//

*steps inside

*snaps fingers

//Door closes//

*yay :D

*Chucks car keys

//Woosh, Woosh, Woosh, Dissapear//

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*Flattens woodchuck with Contour*

*Points and lets loose a shrill scream. Chucks an alien plant pod*

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*Chucks Blender at plant pod and aids vodka*

*makes alien vegetable juice with a kick... sorta like Yucky bloody Mary*

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*gets chunks in eye*

*chucks that phallic Dora The Explorer aquapet at next person*

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*Takes a photograph of phallic Dora the Explorer Aqua pet, fowards it to friends' emails*

Chucks a brick that was once a loaf of pumpkin bread three weeks ago.

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