Nice to know ignorance isn't limited to the USA.

[quamp]

Well, I think if we did that in Texas, the state would lose a good chunk of its population.

I read somewhere that about 22% of Texans could name both Senators from Texas. Fewer could name their state senator. (Mine's Will Harnett - not a bad guy, but not great either.)

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

No... Cruise ships are way too nice! I still vote for some little island up in the Arctic Ocean.

Stick 'em in dingies!

[ZombieDuke]

Stick 'em in dingies!

How about those escape pods that the ferries in B.C. have?

[EveKnight75]

This is after we torture them with road trips, right?

RIGHT?

Actually, a pre-punctured life raft would be good. They'll have to take turns blowing air into it to keep afloat.

Wait a minute... that would be murder, wouldn't it?

Back to the drawing board.

(What about those steamships immigrants used to come to North America back in the days of Ellis Island? That was always a really crappy experience from what I've read, and it would be poetic.)

[dazzledfirestar]

I've heard the stories of those steamers from my family... yeah, they'll do nicely!

[ZombieDuke]

(What about those steamships immigrants used to come to North America back in the days of Ellis Island? That was always a really crappy experience from what I've read, and it would be poetic.)

Didn't they also use empty lumber-ships to carry people to North America? (or was that just Canada?)

[StoryJunkie]

YOu are all having altogether too much fun!

I insist upon spanking. SPANKING!!!! (Where are your sensibilities?)

Ass pain is directly correlated to memory. Everyone knows that.