Leonhart29 Posted July 1, 2007 Report Posted July 1, 2007 I'd be Ginger Spice and completely incompetent. If I were a kitchen spice Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 1, 2007 Report Posted July 1, 2007 I'd be paprika... cuz I'm spicy and eastern European. If I were a country... Quote
quamp Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'd be Andorra. It's small and very few people have heard of it. If I were a star in the sky... Quote
Nanaea Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 life would be much simpler. If I were a cat... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'd sit on my master's lap all day while he stroked his favorite pussy... cat. If I were a dog ... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'd lick everyone I met! If I were a gerbil... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'd be up some guy's ass in a porno (WHY?) If I were a meteor... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'm miss Earth and hit a cool planet! If I were a boy... Quote
Nanaea Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'd have my very own penis to play with. If I were a turtle.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'd mutate into a ninja when I was a teenager... (I need sleep. ) If I were a pillow... Quote
Nanaea Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 Daz could go to sleep on me. If I were a cucumber... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'd be pickled! If I were a paper towel... Quote
Nanaea Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'd fall apart at the seams ( You're not the only one who needs sleep!) If I were a spoon... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I would not exist, for there is no spoon. (Sorry... I watched the Matrix tonight ) If I were a key... Quote
Nanaea Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I would be a skeleton key that opened Snape's private chamber. If I were a potion... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'd probably blow up in poor Neville's face. (not on purpose of course!) If I were a book... Quote
redsliver Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'd be banned from libraries If I were drug... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 Everyone would be addicted. I'd be worse then heroin<3 If I were a song... Quote
redsliver Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'd never be played on the radio. If I were a weapon... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Posted July 2, 2007 I'd be scrapped because I couldn't kill anyone. If I were a fly on the wall in Redsliver's room... Quote
quamp Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 I'd probably wonder what that strange smell is and leave. If I were living in New York City... Quote
redsliver Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 I'd still be in the Transformers movie. If I were a robot in disguise... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 I'd be the sexiest tin can you've ever seen. If I were an ice cream cake.... Quote
redsliver Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 I'd have more of that crumbly chocolate cookie stuff in the middle. If I were invading the earth from outer space.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 I'd take my sweet time about it. If I were a pop can... Quote
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