dazzledfirestar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 I'd be BC, because they have the good drugs and a coastline. If I were a telephone... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 I'd be hanging up on myself. If I were a rock star.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 I would have crashed and burned by now. If I were a pilot... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 I'd be wondering why the ground decided to rise up to meet me. If I were sane... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 I wouldn't be wearing this cool tin foil hat! If I were an alien... Quote
redsliver Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 I'd do your landscaping for less than minimum wage. If I were an extra-terrestrial... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 I would certainly not be giving trailer trash anal probes. If I were trailer trash... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 I'd stand outside my trailer in a thunderstorm in the hopes that a tornado would come by and do $10,000 worth of improvements. If I were a wizard ...... Quote
redsliver Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 I'd magic away women's clothes. If I were underwear... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 I'd be lonely in the undie drawer. If I were panty hose Quote
quamp Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 ... I'd be the ones with runs in them. If I were a a patch of grass... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 I'd have a mushroom problem. If I were a hat... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 I'd be on the head of an asshole who wears me backwards. If I were a can of Dr Pepper... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 I'd be down my own throat as fast as possible. If I were a broom... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 I'd be between a Quidich (?) player's ass cheeks and loving it. If I were an angel... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 I'd be getting nasty with a lil devil! If I were a werewolf... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 I'd be howling at the moon and looking for a cute German Shepard to play with. If I were a video game.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 I would be impossible to figure out. If I were a Mario Brother... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 I'd have plumber's crack and use it as a secret weapon. If I were a TV show.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 I'd be cancelled. If I were a scarf... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 I'd be around Draco Malfoy's neck. If I were a pen and paper.... Quote
quamp Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 I'd be a bunch of doodles. If I were an InuYasha fic... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 I'd have to know something about InuYasha. If I were an animator... Quote
Nanaea Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 I'd raise the dead. (Sorry, Anita Blake reference.) If I was prince(ss) big shot, know-it-all, boss of the world.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 I'd hire J.K. Rowling to write my fics for me. If I were J.K. Rowling... Quote
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