madlodger Posted September 11, 2007 Report Posted September 11, 2007 I'd pass out contemplating going for the sixth. If I were making out with a Demon... Quote
redsliver Posted September 11, 2007 Report Posted September 11, 2007 I'd be fantasising about someone less pointy. If I were horny all the time... Quote
madlodger Posted September 12, 2007 Report Posted September 12, 2007 I'd be a Demon If I were a cigarette... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 14, 2007 Report Posted September 14, 2007 I'd be smoking myself. If I were a quitter... Quote
madlodger Posted September 16, 2007 Report Posted September 16, 2007 I'd never finish this sentence. If I were J.K. Rowling... Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2007 Report Posted September 16, 2007 I'd sleep on a pile of money with many many beautiful ladies. If I were a mutant... Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 I'd be the one that can make toilet paper wet at a distance. If I were a greek god.... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 I'd have fried a few people with lightning bolts by now. If I were a lightning bolt... Quote
madlodger Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 I'd be drawn to discharge at the high places. If I were a potted plant... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 I'd be spying on everyone. If I were a spy... Quote
redsliver Posted September 18, 2007 Report Posted September 18, 2007 I'd use my government resources to secure naked pictures of people. If I were a porn giant... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 18, 2007 Report Posted September 18, 2007 I'd be having sex on a pile of money. If I were a dollar... Quote
redsliver Posted September 18, 2007 Report Posted September 18, 2007 I'd be a loonie. If I were a coin... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 18, 2007 Report Posted September 18, 2007 I'd be a quarter. If I were a penny... Quote
madlodger Posted September 18, 2007 Report Posted September 18, 2007 I'd be bad. If I were a cofee machine ... Quote
Ginevra Posted October 3, 2007 Report Posted October 3, 2007 I'd be able to offer everyone fresh, hot, steamy...coffee. If I were a straight jacket... Quote
redsliver Posted October 4, 2007 Report Posted October 4, 2007 I'd hold you tight. If I were a bad pick up line... Quote
Ginevra Posted October 4, 2007 Report Posted October 4, 2007 I'd blow you...off. If I were a red stilleto shoe... Quote
madlodger Posted October 5, 2007 Report Posted October 5, 2007 I'd squick with every step. If I were a Penis Pump... Quote
Ginevra Posted October 5, 2007 Report Posted October 5, 2007 You and I would scare the hell out of my husband. If I were a cordial cherry... Quote
madlodger Posted October 6, 2007 Report Posted October 6, 2007 I'd get busted. If I were a yellow Corvette... Quote
Ginevra Posted October 6, 2007 Report Posted October 6, 2007 I'd paint you Candy Apple Red. If I were a candy apple... Quote
madlodger Posted October 10, 2007 Report Posted October 10, 2007 ... I'd be sugar coated. If I were a machine gun... Quote
redsliver Posted October 10, 2007 Report Posted October 10, 2007 I'd be mounted. If I were a Mountie... Quote
Ginevra Posted October 10, 2007 Report Posted October 10, 2007 I'd be a damsel in need of rescuing. If I were a pair of handcuffs.... Quote
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