quamp Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 I'd fit in with the Republican party. If I had a political blog... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 I'm sure no one would care to read it. If I were a bottle... Quote
redsliver Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 I'd be returned for a five cent deposit. If I were to learn something not meant for human knowledge... Quote
quamp Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 ... I'm sure nobody would believe me if I told them about it. If I were the site of a historical battle... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 I'd be covered in the blood of 300 Spartans. If I were an overly referenced movie... Quote
redsliver Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 I'd be Tron. If I were one of the little people inside your computer... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 It'd be working by now! If I were the latest Harry Potter book... Quote
redsliver Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 I'd have a higher body count and a smaller word count. If I was aiming to piss off my readers... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 I wouldn't know how to take my bloody time while writing and just wait another 6 months to put out the TWO MOST IMPORTANT BOOKS IN MY SERIES. If I were bitter... Quote
quamp Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 I'd send J. K. Rowling a very angry letter. If I were a Bratty! Angsty! Marty Stu... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 There'd be a kitten in the blender. If I were raised to be murdered... Quote
redsliver Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 I'd probably have arranged a threesome with Ginny and Luna. If I were a potato... Quote
redsliver Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 I'd be good for your eyes. If I were an eye... Quote
Nanaea Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 I'd be all-seeing. If I were a sea shell... Quote
redsliver Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 You'd hear waves and pirate ships when you held me up to your ear. If I were a pirate ship... Quote
Nanaea Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 I'd be the HMS Wicked Wench. If I were a pirate.... Quote
redsliver Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 I'd make you surrender ye booty. If I were a cheesy pick up line... Quote
Nanaea Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 I'd be ashamed of myself. If I were invulnerable... Quote
redsliver Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 I'd still be thrown pretty far after being hit by a bus. If I were a superhero... Quote
Nanaea Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 I'd be able to fly. If I were a bird... Quote
redsliver Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 I'd shit in a snorkelers snorkel. If I were snorkling... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 27, 2007 Report Posted July 27, 2007 I'd look up for birds now and then. If I were a diving instructor... Quote
redsliver Posted July 27, 2007 Report Posted July 27, 2007 I'd be getting women wetter than usual. If I were the guy driving the Zamboni... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 28, 2007 Report Posted July 28, 2007 I'd have the best job ever! If I were a sports announcer... Quote
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