Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 The rules are simple. Person "A" sets up a situation where person "B" is a particular "thing" and person "B" must state what they would/wouldn't do if they were indeed that "thing," they "B" sets up another situation. A: If I were an Evil Over Lord...B: I would not monologue to the hero about my ultimate plan just before killing him. If I were a bee... And it should continue like that. Since I'm first, I'll start: If I were a werewolf... Quote
redsliver Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd likely have to stop myself from sniffing lampposts and fire hydrants. If I were Mob Boss... Quote
Guest Adara Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I would start the underground Asshat slapping parties. If I were an Asshat... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd be slapped by Adara. If I were a blender... Quote
madlodger Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd blend in with the masses, hehe! If I were a traffic light... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd get lazy and cause a crash intersection. If I were an XBox... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I would shut off just as my owner was finishing a game... hehehe If I were an iPod... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd get my owner stabbed. If I were a bottle of water... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd spill down the front of someone's shirt. If I were a dictator... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd mandate international Asshat Slapping Day. If I were a kitten... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd scratch the asshats. If I were a puppy... Quote
redsliver Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd piss everywhere and get away with it. If I were a robot... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd run on booze like Bender. If I were an inventor... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I would invent the ultimate retard dispensing machine. If I were a zombie... Quote
redsliver Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd probably have my ideas stolen by Thomas Edison. If I were a super villain... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd hire an invent to build me an asshat blending device. If I were a goldfish... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd be eaten alive by some asshat frat boy. If I were a lobster..... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd clamp onto an asshats cock. If I were a cock... Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd do push-ups in a dark and humid place until I threw up If I were a pussy- Quote
redsliver Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd get stuffed. If I were a pimp... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Posted June 26, 2007 I'd slap my ho's for the hell of it. If I were a whore... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 27, 2007 Report Posted June 27, 2007 I'd have more money than I do now! If I were a condom... Quote
redsliver Posted June 27, 2007 Report Posted June 27, 2007 I would break under the pressure. If I were a pothead Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 27, 2007 Report Posted June 27, 2007 I wouldn't move from my couch. If I were a dealer... Quote
quamp Posted June 28, 2007 Report Posted June 28, 2007 I'd pack Uzis instead of M-16s. If I were a province in Canada... Quote
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