The A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. game

[quamp]

Passionate Redheads In My Apartment? Then I'm Very Excited!

N E R V O U S N E S S

[Leonhart29]

Never Entertain Ravenous Voyeurs Outside Unless Serious Necking Ensues, Sex Sells

B U T T W A X

[Guest WFK]

Bulging Tight Toned Waiting Asses...Xeroxed.

M A S Q U E R A D E

[Guest Big Samurai]

My Ass? Sore? Quite. Undue Erection, Reamed Asshole, Deadly Expectations.

V A M P I R E S G O B O O M

[Guest WFK]

Vaginal Anal Manipulation Presents Itself Respectable. Epic Sagas Going Outside Boxes Or Other Minds...

I N T E R C O N T I N E N T A L B A L L I S T I C M I S S I L E S

* Take that!...This should prove to be interesting.*

[Guest Big Samurai]

I Need To Enter Rectum. Call Off Nightmarish Terrier! I Need Erection! Now! The Anal Lube! Bring All Lube! Love Is Sex! Toe Insertion! Can't Miss! It's Spectacular! Suck It! ... Leave. End Sex.

(Good one, WFK, but I'm an Acrophobia vet.)

A C R O P H O B I A

[Guest WFK]

Asses, Cocks, Righto! Otherwise Penises Holding Other Bodies In Action!

*lol. Me too, Big Sam.*

M E D O R T H O P H O B I A (I DEFINITELY do NOT have this phobia!)

[quamp]

Making Everyone Dramatic Over Real Things, Holindg Other People Hostage Over Baseless Inuendos and Acusations

(Jeez that was hard.)

S W E E T T O O T H

[Guest WFK]

Sagacious Weenies Eaten Epically Together Tenatively Over Other's Taunting Handjobs.

F U N D A M E N T A L I S T S E A T B A B I E S

[Guest Big Samurai]

For Us, No Deal. Asshats May Exit, No True Alarm. Listen! It's Suicide To Sin ... Except AFF. The Beginning? All Bastards. It's Eventual, Son.

(Not that it makes much sense, but it works.)

G R E A T C O R N H O L I O

[Leonhart29]

Get Ready! Eat All The Corn - Own Rhinos - Never Holler - Over Lube - It's Orgasmic

(Now I want to watch Bevis and Butthead - thanks)

C H A I R P U D D L E S

[Guest WFK]

Cronic Harassment Assigned Irationally. Right, Poodles Under Dogs, Do Little Elsewhere. Suckers.

(What the hell? lmao)

P O N C E D E L E O N

[Guest Big Samurai]

Pussy Only? Need Cock? Excellent! Delicious! Erection? Lube? Excellent! Onward, Nookie!

(Because Ponce explored Florida and Florida is America's penis.)

F O U N T A I N O F Y O U T H

[quamp]

Formula Of Unobtainable Niceness Taints All In a Needless Obsession Finding Youth Outside of Unfindable Therapy. Hopeless!

D Y S T O P I A

[Guest WFK]

Dynamo Yaks Sex Tourists Over Populated Indochina Amazingly.

F L A V O R E D C O N D O M

[Guest Big Samurai]

Friends Love A Vagina Or, Really, Erect Dick. Condoms On Nub Deemed Orange Marshmallow.

(Yum, yum.)

H A D O U K E N

[CainTheEternal]

Heaven's Angels Don't Only Use Knives Each Night

M A S T I C A T E

[Leonhart29]

Masochists and Sadists Try Internal Castration - All Tits Elevate.

(very sad attempt but it's there none the less)

P R E G N A N C Y

[quamp]

People Reproducing Everywhere, Going Nuts About Needing Children's Youth

J U N E T W E N T I E T H

[Guest WFK]

Just Understand Nancy. Everyone Thinks Weenies Equal, Not Too Innocently Equal. There, Hush...

(creepy...speakingof CRPs....)

C O M M I T E E T O R E E L E C T T H E P R E S I D E N T

[redsliver]

Chair! Omit My Magnificently Idiotic Tirade! Each Elected Tramp'll (Or Republican'll) Estimate Every Leader's Expenses Covertly. To The Honest, Even Presidents Retain Enviable Scruples. In Doing: Everyone'll Need Tylenol.

L E S S L E T T E R S P L E A S E

[Charging Handles Forward]

Light Emits Super Sonic Laughing Eggshells That Terrorize Every Radio Station Placing Languid Evil Attacks Sent Eastward

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

[Guest Big Samurai]

Stalin Takes A Leak, Kremlin Evicts Reds.

(Just for you, CHF.)

K R E M L I N

[Guest WFK]

Kudos Remain Evicted, Mon. Live In Noondays.

A F F E C T I O N

[Leonhart29]

Adult Females Fondle Every Crevice, Taking Instant Openings Now.

M O D E R N