What porn is this?

[Keith Inc.]

The discussion, on a skeptic board, was 'What Is Porn? Is this?' and someone pointed out that they always read the title as 'What Porn Is This?' and started hearing 'Greensleeves' in their head.

NEver one to let a straight line go unpunished, i produced:

What porn is this and where's the rest,

Of my stash, set in my keeping?

That perverts and fundies both use to beat,

When they're all supposed to be sleeping?

THIS, this is fetish porn,

Males and females and in between born,

Haste, haste to turn the page,

For pics both shaved and hairy...

So bring me leather and bring me sheep,

Come, street walkers with stomachs strong,

The king of pervs can make pimps weep,

From here to the slums of far Hong Kong.

THIS, this is fetish porn,

Giants and pygmies and rhino horns,

Haste, haste to turn the page,

See what weight her sphincter can carry!

THIS, this is fetish porn,

A Trekker princess and randy Gorns,

Haste, haste to turn the page,

For the mixing of meat and dairy....

[Nanaea]

That is just too funny!

[polywolly]

Keith, I'd like to thank you for the song that will now play on a continuous loop in my head all weekend. People give me strange enough looks as it is.

*wanders off humming* ...Haste, haste to turn the page,

For pics both shaved and hairy...

[StoryJunkie]

PLugs ears, squinches eyes shut and starts singing: "Row, row, row your boat...gently down the stream...."

[Guest Agaib]

Quite clever, I'd love to hear a real recording of this song.

[dazzledfirestar]

Keith, my friend, you are a lyrical genius! Brilliant!

[Guest Big Samurai]

*plays the mandolin to accompany*

[AmyMcClair]

I will never be able to sing "Greensleeves" the same again.