Keith Inc. Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 The discussion, on a skeptic board, was 'What Is Porn? Is this?' and someone pointed out that they always read the title as 'What Porn Is This?' and started hearing 'Greensleeves' in their head. NEver one to let a straight line go unpunished, i produced: What porn is this and where's the rest, Of my stash, set in my keeping? That perverts and fundies both use to beat, When they're all supposed to be sleeping? THIS, this is fetish porn, Males and females and in between born, Haste, haste to turn the page, For pics both shaved and hairy... So bring me leather and bring me sheep, Come, street walkers with stomachs strong, The king of pervs can make pimps weep, From here to the slums of far Hong Kong. THIS, this is fetish porn, Giants and pygmies and rhino horns, Haste, haste to turn the page, See what weight her sphincter can carry! THIS, this is fetish porn, A Trekker princess and randy Gorns, Haste, haste to turn the page, For the mixing of meat and dairy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 That is just too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Keith, I'd like to thank you for the song that will now play on a continuous loop in my head all weekend. People give me strange enough looks as it is. *wanders off humming* ...Haste, haste to turn the page, For pics both shaved and hairy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 PLugs ears, squinches eyes shut and starts singing: "Row, row, row your boat...gently down the stream...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Quite clever, I'd love to hear a real recording of this song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Keith, my friend, you are a lyrical genius! Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Samurai Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 *plays the mandolin to accompany* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I will never be able to sing "Greensleeves" the same again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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