Ewwww! Mischa Barton's Boyfriend

[NightScribe]

You think you can scare me, NS?  You'll have to do better than that.  What's frightening about balls so saggy they might as well be attached to a tether pole?

I would never try to scare you, dear Samurai. And thanks for the tether ball image, I'm now picturing that guy's nuts being swatted back and forth, back and forth...

[Guest Serenanna]

::moans from somewhere over in the corner and douses on more brain bleach:: Mercy, I plead mercy. If I hear one more word about that guy's hacky-sack ready balls, I'm never going to be able to clean that image from my mind and thus impair my ablilty to write lemons forever.

Will this brain ever be clean again?!

Sere

[Guest Madapple]

lol, your brain clean? not if you keep returning to the scene of the crime.

[StoryJunkie]

Sere is still fresh, and, and...well, relatively innocent...however, she should be warned that the over-use of brain bleach could cause certain individuals um...something. I'm sure it's not good...oh, and Nanaea, thanks. One of my daughter's friends knew all the words to "I'm a little coconut" which so impressed me, I had to e-mail my sister with it, so I made her write it all down. She's an odd fish that one. All of her fanfics start off:

"There was this guy....

................and he had magical powers............"

[polywolly]

I'm having an image of a Lilliputian boxer using those things as a punching bag. Is that wrong?

Yes, and it creates the most fantastically wrong mental image to go with it! I envisioned a little Lilliputian Rocky, soundtrack and all.

[dazzledfirestar]

Yes, and it creates the most fantastically wrong mental image to go with it! I envisioned a little Lilliputian Rocky, soundtrack and all.

Oh thank god... I was starting to think I was the only one!

[Guest Big Samurai]

*sings*

"Keep your ... eyes on the prize,

While you whack on the sack,

Rising up to the challenge of --"

*record scratch*