Guest Adara Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 ...or animals. For some of them anway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 or those poor poor aliens... There are some people in this world that those guys really DON'T want to abduct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 don't forget the tentacled monsters. Wouldn't want them to get traumatized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 What could possibly traumatize a tentacle monster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 being in a bad fic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adara Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 being in a bad fic, with an even worse sex scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 being in a bad fic, with a worse sex scene that involves a tube of aquarium sealant. yes, that would be bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZombieDuke Posted February 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 What could possibly traumatize a tentacle monster? "Chibi-Usa's 7th Birthday"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaFusion Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 George Bush's statement of War on Tentacles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotanAnubis Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 Yep, complete and utter virgin here. Never even went down on someone, never got a blowjob. Never even kissed someone. Never dated. So, yeah, virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Serenanna Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 What could possibly traumatize a tentacle monster? It's a tie, being stuck in Superjizz's the Lost Elves (where the monster would be raped by hermaphroditic amazons) or being in Celebrian (where the monster would be raped by a mountain full of orcs and an elf woman with a lavender-colored pussy). Sere, who's read one badfic too many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 I was starting to pine for GAFF, but this thread has made me feel a lot better with the way it's wandered. Thanks guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Monsters rule, baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysticlady Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 I have to vote for virgin. I've been involved in sexual activity before, but I've never had intercourse. Same thing with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 I didn't lose my virginity... exactly... Let's just say it ran away screaming bloody murder when it saw what I intended to do In case you couldn't tell, that's a hell no. And I would never go back to the dark times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Ah yes, the dark times. They were evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustS Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Yep, complete and utter virgin here. Never even went down on someone, never got a blowjob. Never even kissed someone. Never dated.So, yeah, virgin. Well, I was debating whether to say anything but since several people have (and I applaud them for doing so) stepped up and been honest I'll do the same: I am a virgin (although any ladies listening in the UK feel free to try and change that ). I've always been pretty good with the ladies; I've been on dates and have kissed a girl, but haven't been able to hold down a decent relationship after breaking up with my first love several long years ago. After leaving school and coming to University, interesting females have been few and far between (and very hard to keep track of because of constantly changing timetables)... one of my biggest regrets is I didn't maximise my chances back in school when I had the chance. But that's enough of my sob-story. Long-story short, I voted 'yes'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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