Guest echtrae Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Yes, it's true. The polls are in and Bush has actually won a vote for once, just not the one that he probably would have liked. Bush “outpolled by Lucifer” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Samurai Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Clearly, Satan needs a better P.R. person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Why don't the numbers add up to 100? Well, Big Samurai, I'd say that Satan's P.R. man has been doing too good a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 If you click on the "outpolled by Lucifer" link, the first paragraph of the article accounts for the other 3%. Donald Rumsfeld got 2% of the vote, and "Others" accounts for 1%. This 1% includes Hugo Chavez, Dick Cheney, Hilary Clinton, and John Kerry. What can I say? Lucifer's just too old-school. His idea of evil may have horrified mortals 2000 years ago, but it's just a yawn-fest now. I don't think he even has a PR person. He figures as long as Jesus is in the media, he won't be forgotten. What he really needs to do is either re-invent himself or step aside and let someone younger take the throne of darkness. Maybe he could go corporate and assemble an advice council consisting of former political leaders such as the Axis leaders from WWII. That last one should work, seeing as how everyone who beat him happens to be a politician (except Osama bin Laden). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adara Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Of course, it could all be part of Satan's maniacal plan. He in fact could be using Bush as his puppet hence, he doesn't have to spoil his already less than pleasant image by going out to do all the dirty, "mess-with-the-mortals" stuff himself. Honestly, he could be working through them all.... Oh.....and Mwahahahahha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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