Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 I ran across this on another forum and thought I had to share, particularly considering how many Canadians we have on this board.
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 At least now I know what to get hubby dearest for Christmas!
StoryJunkie Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 was there a boob warmer in there somewhere? I look like a hen in my down vest....
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 SJ, I'll keep an eye open for one.
NightScribe Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Reminds me of a fic I wrote where a character suggested someone knit him a "cock cozy'.
redsliver Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 I prefer cock cozy over willy warmer.
Guest Big Samurai Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Or, perhaps, meat muffler?
NightScribe Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 I prefer cock cozy over willy warmer. Knit one, purl two...knit one, purl two....you'll be warm and toasty in no time redsliver
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 NightScribe, I'm impressed. You didn't even ask Red for any measurements.
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 NS doesn't need measurments. She has first hand knowledge. -nod nod- ... -shot-
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Posted December 15, 2006 Not so much. I wonder if I can get Nanaea to knit one.
Nanaea Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 I wonder if I can get Nanaea to knit one. Well, if you really want one....
NightScribe Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 NightScribe, I'm impressed. You didn't even ask Red for any measurements. *snicker* Do I have enough yarn? Better buy another skein...*checking against hand* Length, good...width, very good Oops, that smiley connotes something I didn't necessarily intend it to!
quamp Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Do they make them in extra large size? How about calling it the penis theremal protector?
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Do they make them in extra large size? Why Quamp? Did you plan to give one as a gift?
StoryJunkie Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 echtrae just make sure nanaea doesn't use wool. Silk might be better
StoryJunkie Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 wouldn't want any unnecessary chafing, dahling
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 That would be fairly soft, wouldn't it?
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Yeah, but cashmere can be a little ichy.
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 Itchy would not be good at all. Any suggestions then?
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Posted December 16, 2006 I thought the cashmere/silk idea was brilliant... but now... hmmm How are you with synthetic blends?
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