Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 I ran across this on another forum and thought I had to share, particularly considering how many Canadians we have on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 At least now I know what to get hubby dearest for Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 was there a boob warmer in there somewhere? I look like a hen in my down vest.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 SJ, I'll keep an eye open for one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightScribe Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Reminds me of a fic I wrote where a character suggested someone knit him a "cock cozy'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 I prefer cock cozy over willy warmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Samurai Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Or, perhaps, meat muffler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightScribe Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 I prefer cock cozy over willy warmer. Knit one, purl two...knit one, purl two....you'll be warm and toasty in no time redsliver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 NightScribe, I'm impressed. You didn't even ask Red for any measurements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 NS doesn't need measurments. She has first hand knowledge. -nod nod- ... -shot- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Aren't we all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Not so much. I wonder if I can get Nanaea to knit one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Well, that's reassuring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 I wonder if I can get Nanaea to knit one. Well, if you really want one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightScribe Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 NightScribe, I'm impressed. You didn't even ask Red for any measurements. *snicker* Do I have enough yarn? Better buy another skein...*checking against hand* Length, good...width, very good Oops, that smiley connotes something I didn't necessarily intend it to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Do they make them in extra large size? How about calling it the penis theremal protector? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Do they make them in extra large size? Why Quamp? Did you plan to give one as a gift? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 echtrae just make sure nanaea doesn't use wool. Silk might be better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Good point SJ. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 wouldn't want any unnecessary chafing, dahling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 How about a silk and cashmere blend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 That would be fairly soft, wouldn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Yeah, but cashmere can be a little ichy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Itchy would not be good at all. Any suggestions then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 I thought the cashmere/silk idea was brilliant... but now... hmmm How are you with synthetic blends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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