EveKnight75 Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 Sex Educators Plan Spray-On Condom Apparently, they want to create the ultimate one-size-fits-all condom. Just stick your penis in a can, press the button, and presto! Your penis is coated in a rubber condom and you're all ready to go. It's 100% effective and so much easier than the condoms we have on the market right now. I have only this to say to Jan Vinzenz Krause: Mein Gott, Mann! Was in aller Welt dachten Sie? Quote
Guest Helluin Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 I just heard that on the radio, and my first thought was, "I bet many people will find the spray-on a fun new sort of foreplay!" I didn't realize it involved sticking in a can, though. I was thinking more of an airbrush applicator... Quote
Guest Big Samurai Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 All I can say is that I hope they make damn sure those things aren't error-prone before hitting the market. If private parts are going into a can, they'd better come out intact! Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 I would think the airbrush applicator would likely miss spots. It must be some special kind of rubber though, considering the melting point of most rubber-type materials would seriously scald such sensitive skin. Quote
TerraBreaker Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 I can picture the lawsuits already Quote
Squallfan Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 Just the title of this post made me laugh Do they reaaly think this would work? Quote
Guest Knorg Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 Imagine the terroism potential, if the factory was spiked so every 1000th can had a blade inside. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 Imagine the terroism potential, if the factory was spiked so every 1000th can had a blade inside. ...I'm not even a guy and that made me flinch... Quote
quamp Posted December 2, 2006 Report Posted December 2, 2006 I would think the airbrush applicator would likely miss spots. Actually, someone marketed a paint-on condom about 5 years ago or so... failed miserably, of course. It took quite a while to dry, and the guy would lose his erection by then. I think that may be the same problem here. Quote
foeofthelance Posted December 2, 2006 Report Posted December 2, 2006 As my girlfriend put it... "i'm tired" it's not an excuse. took too long to dry your dong. and now there is no use. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted December 2, 2006 Report Posted December 2, 2006 The comment about the car wash brings to mind the joke about the car and the garage....but I digress. It probably causes penis cancer. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 2, 2006 Report Posted December 2, 2006 Most everything seems to cause cancer at some point. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted December 2, 2006 Report Posted December 2, 2006 Cancer is likely caused by our own ambition. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted December 21, 2006 Report Posted December 21, 2006 I wonder if they make cans big enoug for knorg... Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted December 23, 2006 Report Posted December 23, 2006 I wonder if they make cans big enoug for knorg... That is a good question...hmmm... Quote
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