Leonhart29 Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 Because the government said so. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 Because thats what they're there for. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 Because if we governed ourselves we might be chaotic but happy. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 Because chaos is cleansing. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 1, 2007 Report Posted January 1, 2007 Because it filters out the excess. Why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted January 4, 2007 Report Posted January 4, 2007 Because the filters are changed regularly. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 Because there is a maintenance schedule. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 5, 2007 Report Posted January 5, 2007 Because otherwise nothing would ever get fixed. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because people tend to get sidetracked and forget about such things. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because they have short attention spans. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because they grew up watching only commercials. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because their parents didn't approve of the other programming. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because it was full of violence. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because in North America, violence is more acceptable than sex. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 because a spleen on screen can't corrupt a child as much as a nipple. why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because nipples are evil. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted January 6, 2007 Author Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because they spray out milk. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because they are used to feed babies. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted January 6, 2007 Author Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because forumula wasn't around at the dawn of time. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because people were too busy hunting and gathering to invent it. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 because they didn't live in alluvial valleys. why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because they stopped along the way. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because the view was spectacular. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because the sun was setting. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 6, 2007 Report Posted January 6, 2007 Because if the sun doesn't set then it can't rise and the world would go "poof"! Why? Quote
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