dazzledfirestar Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because it was part of his training. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because all of the priests are required to take "Manipulate the Masses 101". Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted December 30, 2006 Author Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because it's the only way they can control their followers. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because they have tried and failed with all of the other methods. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 because widespread drug addiction is too expensive to implement on the tithe alone, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because the drug czars know they can charge top dollar. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because they understand supply and demand. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because they took the study-at-home course "Capitalism for Narcotics". Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because they thought it would help them run a better business. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because they saw their father's get taken to cleaners by the CIA. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because the CIA doesn't like competition. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because they feel they should be the only show around. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 30, 2006 Report Posted December 30, 2006 Because they have the bigger and better guns. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because they are compensating. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because they have small penises. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because they weren't allowed to play with them as kids. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because their mothers told them they'd go blind if they did. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because they weren't allowed to diddle themselves when they were little. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because they were raised Catholic. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because their parents bought into the propaganda. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because they were easily led. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because their simple minds didn't question anything that acted like an authority figure. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because they found life easier that way. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because it no longer required them to worry about what to do next. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted December 31, 2006 Report Posted December 31, 2006 Because they never had to make any decisions. Why? Quote
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